Me: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto: Like heck you don't! You couldn't affode it you beyotch!
Me: What?
Naruto: That's just something I heard on TV.
Me: You guys have TV?
Naruto: We do?
Me: Whatever let's just get this over with. This is a ONESHOT after all.
Naruto's Stupid Story
Naruto: Oi! Kakashi-sensei! Why did you bring us here in the first place?
Naruto said this while looking at the burning building in front of them that used to be a bookstore. Naruto still couldn't believe Sasuke totally burned the whole building. Naruto, in the end, had to give Sasuke 5 bucks. He could still remember that bet that they made.
Kakashi: I was going to get the new edition of Come Come Paradise but a certain someone had to totally burn the whole damn building down for no damn reason...!
Sasuke: Hey dobe here bet me about that!
Sasuke brought them all to his flashback or remembrance of what happened a few moments ago.
FLASHBACK
Naruto: Hey Sasuke-teme!
Sasuke: What do you want dobe?
Naruto: I bet you anything your useless fire attack couldn't burn down this bookstore that Kakashi-sensei is getting his new edition from!
Sasuke: How much you wanna bet on that?
Naruto: 5 bucks!
Sasuke: Your on dobe! Katon:Goukakyuu no Jutsu!
They all watched as the flames totally burned down the bookstore and Kakashi had saved everyone from the burning building.
Kakashi: Okay who did that while I was paying for my book!
Naruto and Sasuke both pointed at each other.
Kakashi: I guess I'll have to scold you both.
Naruto: But how was it my fault!
Sasuke: Your the one who challenged me to that bet dammit!
Kakashi: What bet?
Sasuke: Naruto here bet me that my flames couldn't burn down this bookstore. If they could he would give me 5 bucks and if it didn't I would give him 5 bucks.
Kakashi: Naruto are you stupid!
Naruto: What the hell did I do wrong!
Kakashi: You should know that paper is combustible since it comes from trees, which are also combustible. So that means if you burn the books, they set the whole bookstore on fire!
Naruto: Oh...
END FLASHBACK
Sasuke: So there. That's what happened.
Naruto: Oh right like that's what happened. We haven't even told him about the bet yet!
Sasuke: Well that's what I was going to say afterwards but I guess telling him in the flashback wasn't a bad idea.
Naruto: Whatever teme...
Kakashi: I still get to scold you both.
Sasuke: What's the worst you could do to us?
Kakashi: I could keep you guys as genin forever.Or I could send you back to the academy.
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So in the end Sasuke and Naruto ended up being genin forever.
About 20 years later...
Sasuke and Naruto are still genin. They knew that it would end this way for someone but I guess they didn't suspect it to end like that for them..