Hello! It's me. This is a freaking hilarious thing me and my friend came up with. Enjoy!
Dearest sweetheart,
I think I am in love. Make that infatuated. My heart skipped a beat when I first saw you and I was like ah! I love to taste the warmth of you on my tongue. But alas! We cannot be together because I treasure my body more, my delicious chocolate chip cookies! You are full of calories and I don't want to become fat. I am sorry.
Love, Max.
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