Some outtakes, like this one, are not really set in a specific time or place. For those of you who have not read All Grown up, I'll explain just a bit. Swan, Mollie, and Xandra are three of Jake and Nessie's kids. Yes, there are others lol. Caroline is one of Rachel and Paul's. Gabriel is briefly mentioned, he is Rosalie and Emmett's son. We'll learn more about him in the next outtake.
*SwanPOV*
"Caroline, do you even know where babies come from?" I said.
"Neither do you!" Xandra said. "So shut up!"
"Yes I do," I said.
"So do we, the daddy puts the baby in there because he loves the mommy. Then it comes out from here," Mollie said and pointed between her legs.
"But how does it even get there in the first place?" I challenged. Nobody said anything.
"Well how then?" Caroline said.
"You don't wanna know," I told them. "Trust me
"You don't really know," Xandra said.
"Fine I'll tell you how a baby gets made," I said. "First you have to have a husband. Then, you and your husband have to get naked." They all started to laugh. "That's not it. You have to be in a bed, and then your husband squishes you! Like this!" I smacked my hands together.
"What?" Mollie said, and Xandra gasped.
"Why?" Caroline said.
"Because that is what you do when you make a baby."
"How do you know?" Caroline asked.
"Because I SAW it!"
"Woah!" both of my sisters said.
"I didn't mean to." That's for sure. ""It was an accident, it's supposed to be private."
"Well, when I have a husband, I'm telling him not to squish me," Caroline said.
"If you want a cute little baby, that's what you have to do," I told her. "That's what my parents do, and it's what your parents do."
"Nuh uh, wait a minute," Mollie said. "You don't have to get squished to make a baby, because you can find a baby that is adoptable like Gabriel."
"Hmm. Looks like Uncle Emmett didn't squish Aunt Rosalie, so that is good," Xandra said.
"What's an adoptable baby?" Caroline said.
Sometimes, I have to explain so many things to her! But it's okay, I don't mind.
"That's when there is a little baby, that needs a new mommy and daddy, and a home, and some love," I said.
"Yeah, our cousin Gabriel is adopted," Xandra said.
"Is he my cousin, too?" Caroline asked.
"No, I don't think so. Just ours," I said.
"I think I will try to adopt a little baby, if I want to be a mommy," Xandra said.
"Me too. I'm just going to tell my husband no squishing!" Mollie said.
"Me too," Caroline said.
"Me too, it's gross," I said.
A/N: Yeah, in part II Swan had a little incident walking in on Nessie and Jake. She was very upset, and thought her mother was being involuntarily squished lol. Hope this made you smile.