Time 2 Craft Mine
Ch. 2
What Happened to Chapter One/
The Sheep
Day 3: Okay, so I am in this strange world with everything has three sides. I don't know what is happening, but I think that cow skin and this strange water plant makes books. I think this squid guts and chicken skin helps too. I have a name, no I don't, yes I do, I don't so I gave myself one, I don't, I do, it's Steven. So I, Steven, me, the world, I am.
Day 4: My name's Steven and I fucking love pig meat! The pig meat be the TNT! Anyway, it be kinda lonely here. I found out I have a fifth limb. This one looks like tha squid's arm. I will just call it The Squid. So I was in the field and I took The Squid out of my pants. This arm is cool and has a mouth. We will try to feed it later.
Day 6: Anyway, cows make good cloths. I am making clothes for my shirt and pants, and a special hat for The Squid.
Day 30: I found a sheep today. This sheep is pink. I don't know how it got dis way, but it looks mighty fine. Something tells me this sheep isn't like the boy sheeps. I think this sheep has food for The Squid. All other attempts at feeding The Squid have failed. The Squid doesn't like cactus, arrows, fishing rods, swords, pick-axes, or anyting really. I have followed this sheep for 20 days. I didn't book this earlyier because I forgot where I hid my book. It was in my not-mouth-not-ear-not-nose-hole. I have named my not-mouth-not-ear-not-nose-hole my butt. My butt covered my book in stinky brown dye. I will need to inspect my butt and see if dare is cocoa beans in deare.
Day 36: So I got close to da pink sheep today. The brown sheep were all up in the pink sheep's furnace, trying to get him drinks and stuff. I herd them say "bears" can be made from "wheat". I will need to learn to farm.
Day 40: Uuuuh… I forgot what I was going to write about.
Day 52: I remembered what I was going to write about. So I sat on a tree until I remembered what I was going to say. I ate breakfast, got out of bed, ate dinner, then went on a date with the pink sheep. I don't know how we got that far. I just put paper over my crafting table and served dinner. I ate a steak, cookie, fillet mignon, and steak. Sheep had the wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, wheat, and The Squid.
Day 53: So it got night and I had to hide from the boomers and the shooters and the sexy-sexy-spiders (that's what they told me to call them). Where I leaved off was when Sheep took a bite out of The Squid. It started to bleed a little and Sheep just said, "Baaaaah, I'm Sheeeep!" I said to Sheep, "Sheep! Sheep you took a bit out of The Squid! Now I have to get a new hat for The Squid! Five points of armor my not-mouth-not-ear-not-nose-hole!"
Sheep said, "Yeah. I can be soft, but we have to go on a bed." So I said, "I don't want The Squid to hurt, so okay…" Sheep took me to my bed palace and took off my leather skin tight pants. I took out my shears and took off the bottom of Sheep's wool. Sheep pushed me onto my bed. I don't know why and I hit my head and The Squid grew three sizes that day to fight of the threat.
"Tell me I'm yo daday!" yelled Sheep in an extremely masculine voice. "I'm your daday!" I shouted at him/her. "Good enough," moaned Sheep as he/she pushed The Squid into what I have come to know as The Ravine. Sheep moaned and I screamed and then The Squid shot white acid into The Ravine and shrank back to normal size.
Day 62: A new Steve has arrived!
End of Chapter 2