Title: Now Would Be A Good Time For Me To Shut Up
Author: Spaci Ireth, with inspiration coming from her best friend, Sam.
Genre: Humour/Angst
Rating: PG for a bit of girlish violence.
Summary: An outtake from School Reunion featuring a jealous Rose, an angry Sarah Jane and a bitch-slapped Doctor. Sequel to my drabble, "Nothing Sus"
Notes: The result of me and Sam being in a very DW-obsessed, giggly mood, rather late at night. Please don't hurt us.
Now Would Be A Good Time For Me To Shut Up
"Really, Rose... nothing sus."
"Nothing sus? You come out of there with her and -"
"Oh, come on, Rose, Sarah's an old assistant! She travelled with me a few regenerations back!"
"Oh, really?" Rose remained sceptical.
Sarah Jane also seemed to disagree and crossed her arms angrily across her chest. She opened her mouth to protest, but the Doctor cut her off by continuing.
"Yes, a companion of mine! Very old friend!"
Sarah was suitably unimpressed. "Old friend? Companion? That's all I ever was to you, Doctor?" The Doctor opened his mouth to reply, but was cut off by Sarah's hand making rather forceful contact with his face. Rose seemed to see some good in this, and followed suit, leaving the Doctor with two very sore cheeks.
"Please don't lie to me again, Doctor,' she said, giving him an I-knew-it look.
The Doctor cleared his throat, attempting to think of something to say in his current situation. Finally, he opened his mouth.
"Now would be a good time for me to shut up, yes?"
Sarah and Rose agreed. "Yes."