"Gakupo?" Rin ran down the hallways, bumping into several people along the way. She flew all the way to Gakupo's room. She knocked on the door.
Gakupo responded with, "Wait, Rin! I'm changing!" After a few seconds, Kaito returned to the door fully clothed. "What would you like, Rin?"
"I have two questions… One. Are you a man or a woman? Be honest here," Rin warned, waggling her eyebrows.
"Um… I'm male. I can PROVE it!" Kaito screamed. Rin raised her arms in defense.
"Woah… Easy there, dude(ette). Second question: How are babies made?"
Kaito opened his mouth to answer, and then did a double take. He then looked uneasily at Rin, sweating. What do I do?!
"Well… When a man and a woman REALLY love each other, they decide to do something. They call it…" Kaito was struggling with improvising. "Well, it's called…" Kaito just gave up and decided to just tell Rin anyways. "They have –"
"A BANANA-CREAM PIE!" Len jumped in at the right second. Kaito, bent on telling the truth now, almost ruined the cover.
"Ah, well, I see what you mean. The cream is symbolic for –"
"Cream!" Len interrupted. "It's symbolic for cream!"
Rin decided to go ask Gakupo. He would be sure to tell her the truth!
"Hey, Gakupo!" she said, smiling, as she entered his room.
"Oh. How's it going, Rin?" Gakupo asked kind-heartedly.
"Well, people were lying to me…" she grumbled. "Tell me the truth, Gakupo." Rin scooted closer to him. "Tell me how babies are made!"
Gakupo immediately went into a graphic description, explaining every little aspect and possibility. Rin stared, paralyzed by his words.
"And that's that." Gakupo handed Rin three books. "These can tell you anything you don't understand." He smiled sincerely.
"Hey… Gakupo?" Rin asked in a shaking voice before she walked out of the door.
"Yeah, Rin?" he replied.
"I can always adopt, right?"
"Of course you can!"
"Great… I'm never, EVER baby-making in my life."
A/N: I was on FaceTime with Marie, and we were high on laughter and sleeo deprivation. XD Thus, this and two other one-shots were born. XD
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