I just randomly decided that I wanted to write a DC comics fanfiction, and this is the result.

Disclaimer: All characters are owned by DC comics


Chapter One

Damian Wayne looked out at the inverted Gotham skyline from the penthouse of Wayne Tower. The current boy wonder was standing on his hands, doing pushups. The sun was starting to set, so he knew that he would soon be heading out as Robin.

'Grayson is away on league business,' he thought to himself, 'That means that I'll probably be stuck with that asshole Drake.'

His thoughts were interrupted as Alfred walked into the room.

"What do you want Pennyworth," he said.

"I wished to inform you that your dinner has been ready for quite some time," explained Alfred.

"I'll eat it when I get back from patrol," he said.

"No," said another man who just walked into the room, "You'll eat now. That way you'll be more focused when you go out tonight."

That voice caught Damian off guard, causing him to tumble to the ground. The man laughed. Damian looked over at the door with excitement in his eyes, but only for a second, as it was quickly replaced with his usual cold demeanor, "Father. How was Japan?"

"Uneventful," Bruce said, "Now go eat, and meet me down in the Batbunker afterwards."

"Yes father," said Damian. Bruce nodded before turning and leaving the room. Damian jumped up and hurried to the dining room to eat.


After finishing his food, Damian made is way down to the basement of the tower, the location of the Batbunker. As he arrived, he saw his father in his new cowl. He also saw Tim Drake (or is it Wayne) and Stephanie Brown.

"What are Drake and the wench doing here," he said.

Steph tightened her hands into fists before walking over to him, "That's it, you damn midget. I've had enough of your smartass comments."

"Enough you two," said Bruce, "Damian, stop tormenting her. Stephanie, he's only ten."

Damian and Steph turned towards each other and glared. Tim just shook his head.

"So what's the plan for tonight," Steph finally asked, "and why am I here?"

"Because Oracle's doing something with the Birds," said Bruce, "and she asked me to make sure you don't get in over your head."

"Ha," said Damian, "Even Oracle thinks you're useless."

Steph turned around and was about to slap him, when Bruce slapped him upside the head, "I thought I told you to stop."

Damian rubbed his head, "Yeah, yeah."

"You need to work on your team dynamics," said Bruce to Damian before turning to the other two, "I have some business to attend to tonight. You three will be on your own."

"But I thought…," said Damian with a hint of sorrow, which didn't last long before steeling himself again, "Never mind."

"I'm sorry Damian," said Bruce, "We will… eventually."

"We haven't gone out on patrol ourselves since Yemen," said Damian.

"Which, from what I heard, turned out amazingly," said Tim sarcastically, "Bruce is right; you do need to work on playing well with others?"

"Which is why I'm a member of the Teen Titans," said Damian, "I'll learn teamwork with them. While I'm here, I can handle things myself."

He turned and walked into the next room so he could change into his costume.

"I can't believe Dick made him join the Titans," said Tim, "I was considering going back to them, but not anymore."

Bruce turned to Tim and Steph, "I know he's… difficult, but can you two try to put aside your issues with him tonight. Try not to demean him too much."

"We don't need to demean him," said Tim, "He does that himself."

"Seriously Bruce," said Steph, "I don't think I've ever been around him for more than five minutes without having some form of insult thrown at me. He's incorrigible."

"Big word for a blonde," said Damian as he walked back into the room, now wearing his Robin costume.

"See what I mean," said Steph.

Bruce turned to Tim, "You're in charge."

"What," said Steph and Damian simultaneously.

"He's the only one not acting like a child," said Bruce, causing Steph and Damian to look at the floor.

"Where are you heading," asked Tim.

"Selena and I are heading to Markovia to meet with the Outsiders," said Bruce.

"You've been spending a lot of time with Catwoman recently," said Tim, smirking.

"You've been spending a lot of time with Lynx," said Bruce with a smile on his face.

Tim's smirk vanished.

"What's he talking about Tim," asked Steph.

"Busted," said Damian.

"Shut up Damian," said Tim, "Let's go."

Tim and Steph pulled on their cowls as Damian pulled on his mask. Red Robin and Robin got on their bikes and Batgirl, in her Ricochet. The three of them tore out of the bunker, leaving Bruce there with a smile on his face. He walked over to the computer and pushed a button. Selena Kyle's face appeared on the screen, and he asked, "You ready?"

"Of course," she said.


Red Robin, Batgirl, and Robin were cruising down Gotham's main drag, when an alert came over the radio.

"Bank heist in progress," said Red, "Who wants it?"

"The golden dragons are harassing a shop in Chinatown," said Batgirl, "Lynx is there."

"Anarky just blew up half of a building," said Robin.

"I'll take Lynx," said Red Robin.

"No," said Batgirl, "I'll take Lynx. You know Anarky; you can handle him better."

"I'll take Anarky," said Robin.

"No," said the former Robin, "You'll take the bank robbers."

"What," said Robin, "Why?"

"Because Batman put me in charge," Red Robin responded, "That means you have to follow my lead."

Robin groaned before taking off towards the bank.

"Batgirl," said Red, "Lynx may or may not be an undercover cop from a gang infiltration task force from Hong Kong. The reason I haven't taken her down is because she needs to keep her rep up in the dragons."

"So you want me to throw the fight," Batgirl said.

"No," said Red, "I want you to fight her as hard as you can, just if she tries to escape, let her."

"Fine," said Batgirl, "I'll do it, but I won't like it."

"Thanks," he said, before tearing off towards the burning building.

Batgirl sighed.

"No problem," she said before heading towards Chinatown.


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