So this is my… well Journal there's nothing else to call it really. I guess it could be called something cool like "captain's log" or "star log" but I don't really care. Im getting off topic this is the story of how I became a resident of Equestria…or at least a runaway. What? You can't expect me to ruin the ending in the first couple of sentences. Anyways moving on I had just got home from work, the night shift to be precise I was some clerk at the little town quikiemart I didn't make much cash but It doesn't matter now anyways I went to my fridge and got a juice box. What? Grown man can't drink a juice box? I went to my computer and put on 20% cooler by Ken Ashcorp and started reading some MLP fanfictions. Yes im a brony deal with it besides you shouldn't be reading my journal anyways so screw off. I was browsing the internet when I got an Email it was untitled and had no sender I opened it stupidly and it read "would you like to go to equestria?" I thought it was a troll or one of those internet virus thing I clicked out but it wouldn't exit. After five more attempts to close it I decided 'fuckit what's the worst that could happen.' and clicked on 'yes' I clicked then everything went PLAID *Space balls references for the win* I woke up in… a forest? "Wait…what?" I said out loud for no reason whatsoever then I decided to try to find a town or tribe or…something. After wandering for hours I saw what looked to be a town so I thought "well it's a town I will probably be able to find help there or at least find out where I am." I entered the town and saw…wait what? I saw ponies or horses or something. A couple screamed and ran others just stared…or fainted. I heard someone yell "I GOT 'IM" then I was lassoed and kicked in the head. I came to in a barn of some sort and thought to myself 'well…crap.' I tried to get up but found I was tied up to a support beam of the barn. 'Well nothing to do but wait.' I thought to myself I decided to try to sleep and had a dream…well more like nightmare of a cerulean blooded gray skinned person who seemed to like spiders. *Trolling my friend for the win* I woke with a start when a BUCKET *dear god* of water was dumped on me. I sputtered and coughed and was violently picked up… BY THE AIR OH GOD HELP ME! I shouted at the force "Put me down I demand it don't make me call my lawyer!" It felt like I was being microwaved when I heard a voice say "It's not him sister." I was set down then I kindly asked "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU WHY AM I TIED UP AND WHY WAS I JUST MICROWAVED?!" I saw a tall white horse approach and then…IT SPOKE! "Hello I am Princess Celestia of Equestria the "microwave" as you put it was a scan of whether or not you had malicious reasons for being here my sister and I apologize." I responded with "well if she is so sorry why isn't she here?" She just smiled and pointed behind me I slowly turned my head and smiled sheepishly. As I turned I saw the most beautiful being I have ever seen. She seemed to notice my stupid grin and spoke to Celestia "Sister we think we may have broken it." And with that…I passed out.