Lovable Loser Vs. Heart throb

Hinata moves to Konoha High after a certain incident in Suna, with overprotective Neji and ready-to-kill Gaara by her side she has no fear about her new school. Till she gets the unwanted attention from the school s heart throb plus the lovable loser, what s Hinata to do? Scream bloody murder. SasuHinaNaru

IMPORTANT INFO: This fan fic is set in a UK/Britain/England style secondary school, secondary school is the same as a high school, but it s called secondary, cause they enjoy patronising us. Well some teachers anyway.

Sasuke: WTF are chavs?

Sehar: Chavs are basically Wiggers, or Gangsta wannabe s the guys you hear about in London who are the cause of youth crime... And have crap sense in style.

Sasuke: Sounds great.

Sehar: Indeed. Now onwards to the badly thought out story of mine! 8D

-5,4...1~AsianInvasionnn!-

Konoha, land of chavs, anti-social inhabitants...and the occasional stalker. It has gorgeous beaches, somewhere underneath all the litter. And you'll be welcomed with open arms by friendly hand-painted signs, which we are being welcomed by right now as we drive by. That sign seriously needed some repainting.

Name's Hinata, I'm moving to Konoha due to the fact my dad s got a new job and maybe cause Neji caused some trouble in Suna BUT it's all good, I mean that's not the main reason we're changing schools, or location, or avoiding any sort of media, or name-calling...It's all good really~ As much as I hate starting new or making new friends after finally breaking-out-of-my shell-and-getting-on-Gaara's-good-side-instead-of-him-constantly-threatening-to-kill-me, I think this 'Fresh start' would be a good'n. People's first impression of me to hopefully be "Confident yet clumsy Hinata Hyuuga", but if they re first impression is a bad one at least Gaara said to stay in contact, to tell him if anyone troubled me and that he'd kill them, yes he'd kill them, he meant it too...Unnerving yet comforting, this is why having psycho hot dudes as your friend is a good thing people, a good thing.

My thoughts were distant as I looked out the shaded windows of our limo (as a Hyuuga we're rich bitches), thoughts along the lines of what will the students be like? Is the cafeteria food any good? Will Neji stop staring at me? Did Neji's eye just twitch after that thought? Did he just glare at me for thinking that? Blinking owlishly at him I settled for tilting my head innocently which in turn made him smirk as he finally got my attention.

"Nervous Hinata?" His eyes squinted slightly, looking for any sign of discomfort. A glimmer in his eyes challenged me, as it was one of Neji's rare, almost playful moments.

"Yes! I'm so very nervous dear Neji, if only someone strong would protect me from perverted teachers, hormonal students and the deadly homework assignments!" I feigned fear as I laid a hand dramatically on the top of my head and swayed side to side. Neji's eyebrow rose in amusement, before he smirked slightly.

"Well dearest Hinata, I your strong and faithful cousin will accompany you everywhere on your first day to protect you from such threats!" To follow this he swung an arm around my shoulders and crushed me against his side as he looked up to the roof of the limo shaking a fist passionately, well as passionately as Neji could.

Squirming I looked up at him while he still held the heroic pose, pushing away I slapped his arm lightly, "Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Really?"

"Really Hinata."

...The bugger was going along with it!

-Insert long staring contest here -

"Shit." In other words, Neji won.

Well frick me...

We were early or late since there was no student in site as we walked up the drive towards school. I had asked father not to drive the limo in as not to seem show-off-rich-kids, Father couldn't care less and told the driver to drop us off by the gates. There were so many trees lining the driveway, there's a tree there and threre, oh and one which Neji nearly walked into since he seemed distracted...Neji distracted? I looked in the direction he was staring at and whoa, just whoa.

The school is frickin' huuuuuuuuuuuuge! Looking around I couldn't see any sort of clue to where the students office was, rustling through Neji's bag as he was still staring I looked for the school map, but to no avail could not find it. I mean there was a notebook, a netbook, Neji's mobile, Neji's wallet and a condom and Neji's-wait what? Lifting the plastic encased..thing I brought it to eye level and slowly asked, "Uh, N-neji?" Wow I haven't stuttered in ages, guess old habits really do die hard.

"Yeaaaaaaah?" While he was still staring ahead he copied the tone and speed of my words.

"Why do you-"

"WELCOME TO KONOHA HIGH!" Startled I flung the-the 'thing' up in the air to who-knows-where and clung to Neji for support, but Neji being neji he seemed unphased. Damn his ninja skills, BUT he s not actually a ninja, I mean how could students be ninjas? There aren t any real ninjas who have special eyes that see everything around them, with a name like 'Byukugen' or something, as if pfft- I mean come on, come ooooooon~ That'd be silly...-fft-...pffftt-t...heh, he..

Moving on to the strange smartly dressed women who I was recovering from her outburst, she had long blonde hair and light brown eyes, though she swayed slightly while smiling at us her arms still flung out in the air from her 'welcoming'.

"Welcome to our schooooooool~"

"Thanks."

"Uh, y-yes" Frickin' stutter..

Bringing her head down to our level, well mine since Neji's tall and I m a midget, she analysed us both then she broke out into another cheesy smile, leaning forward a hand on her hip and one hand just in front of my face, closing her fingers slightly as if measuring something small with her digits she chuckled lightly while swaying side to side,

"I may be a liiiiil' bit pissed, just a liiiiiil' bit." Again she measured with her fingers, my eyes twitched as she held the pose till Neji cleared his throat, at this the strange-lil-bit-pissed-lady straightened up immediately and she gestured towards a building with two huge glass doors, her mood suddenly grumpy she drawled, "Go sign in up there, that s the students office and now...I myourheadteacherbutdon ttellanyonewhatjusthappened-cough-pardon me." And with that she dashed off to who knows where (Just like the condom)

Blinking owlishly for the second time this morning my legs went on auto-pilot, walking towards the building the strange-lil-bit-pissed-headteacher had gestured to as my eyes stared in the direction the women had disappeared to, Neji on the other hand seemed unaffected and walked smartly to the Students office. Prick...He just glared at me! WTF can he read minds?...uh- love you really Neji! Nope he s still glaring ok, bringing a hand above my eye as if sheilding them from the sun I began to walk faster to catch up with Neji.

"Hey Hina-" Neji wasn t able to finish warning me as I collided with a hard object, damn poles always in the wrong place, waiting for the ground it never came but instead well built arms were holding me up, when did Poles get arms and duck-butt hair?

"Watch where you're going, idiot."

-CLIFF HANGERRRRR MUUCHHH-

Well not really, since it s pretty obvious who it is. Don t you just love clich falls? Where the Guy catches the girl and she s all like OMG NO GROUND? WHUT HAPPENEDDD? And the guy s all like, watch where you re going insert masculine pose that s supposed to look dreamy- 8D

Sehar: Slow start I know, sorry it will get better!

Sasuke: yeah right...

Sehar: SHUT IT PRICK!

Sasuke: :U maekk meeeeh!

Just to let you know Hinata s in year 11 which is the year you do GCSE exams its like...Sophomores I think? 15-16 year olds, well I don t know, remember this is about a English school, not American High school :)

Review please~ Thanks :D