Dean's and Sam's adventures in Teletubby land.

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or Teletubbies

Dean and Sam were currently packing up their things. They had just finished a case in Missouri, just your everyday normal werewolf. Of course that was when their favorite angel decided to pop in.

"Dean!", he shouted, "I have a very urgent situation. I need for you to get there ASAP!"

Dean stared at him. "ASAP? Since when do you say ASAP?"

Castiel replied, "Dean I have no time to answer your foolish human questions! We must go there now!" The he grabbed onto Dean and Sam and teleported them to…..

"Dude…where are we?"

"Dude…..what the hell is that?" Dean pointed to a red…person? With an antenna coming out of his head. And a TV on his stomach. Who was staring at them…right now.

"Dean…..I have no friggin' idea".

The red person was still staring at them, slowly it came forward. "Castiel send you guys?", it asked in a low baritone voice. He sounds like Barry White, Sam thought.

"You speak English?", asked Dean.

"Yes, you retard I'm speaking it right now"

"Okaaaaaay…..", Dean slowly said. He didn't know what this thing could do. Might as well try to be polite with it.

"Where is he anyway?", Sam asked.

"I don't know…but I'm guessing he didn't fill you in on all the gory details"

"No, he didn't. Sam, remind me to yell at him later. I told him not to hoodoo us to places without asking first! Now I'm not going to be able to poop for a week!"

"Hey! Listen up because I'm not going to explain this twice ", said the red thing. "Walk with me."

…..

Poe had taken them to his little hillside one bed apartment near the giant baby sun.

"Is…is that a baby in the sky?" Dean had an itchy feeling in his stomach He wanted to shoot the baby. This was weird but probably a normal reaction, especially if you were in this type of situation.

…...

"You have to be kidding me!", Sam yelled, "Cass teleported us here because this is his favorite TV show and it's getting canceled?"

"Has he lost his friggn' mind!", Dean shouted.

"Hey don't look at me I was looking forward to retirement", said Poe.

Just then Poe's three best friends had walked in.

"Oh, great more little colorful thingies", Dean muttered.

"Hey, speak up faggot! I didn't really hear what you were saying", said Dipsy.

"Well excuse me you little green thing but you should learn some manners. Though I guess I would be pissy all the time if I had my genitals growing out of my head", retorted Dean.

"We are called Teletubby, you ass! Not thingies", screamed LaLa

"Excuse me but are you on your period?", asked Dean.

"Oh hell no. You did not just insult my girlfriend", Tinky Winky threatened.

"Girlfriend? Hey, chickie this guy is obviously gay…he's carrying a purse!"

All the while Invisible Cass watched. He knew Dean would spice up his favorite TV show. Now the producers can't cancel it, he thought gleefully. Now for his next show favorite TV show BooBah….