HEY GUYS! The start of a new story, a strange one though…

This is a sequel to "House is to Foundation", but if you don't really want to read it I'll sum it up for you.

Ritsu and Mio are about 27-28 somewhere there

They're married, living in the U.S.A., with three dogs, Ritio, Mercutio and Hayley.

Ritsu works with some big company…

Anyways, I warned you, strange

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Ritsu shot up out of bed when she heard Mio shriek.

"What?" Ritsu shouted, running down the stairs.

"There are a bunch of teenagers in our house and they have ears and tails!" Mio shouted. Ritsu couldn't help but stop for a second and think about it.

"Huh?" Ritsu ran into the kitchen to find Mio with a frying pan standing in front of three rather tall teenagers. Two boys, and a girl. They all looked related, one boy was a few inches taller then the girl and boy. The shorter was about 5"11 and the taller boy looked like he was 6"2. The girl was around 5"9-5"10. They all had light brown skin.

The shorter boy had short, spikey black hair and dark brown eyes. His eyebrows were a bit thick and stood on a straight line above his eyes. The taller boy looked almost exactly the same. The shorter boy wore a white t-shirt, a gray hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans, with grey Reeboks, the shoelaces un-done. The taller boy wore a gray shirt, with a black Volcrom commando jacket, baggy black pants, and commando boots.

The girl had the same face as both of them, with some more feminine features, but her hair was shoulder length. She wore a white tank top, skull shorts, and black Nikes.

But the strange thing about them is that they all had the same dog ears, pointed up in alert, and sleek black tails. They all had collars on two, all of them red.

"Hold on…" Ritsu said, taking a hesitant step towards the shorter boy. She took the tag of his collar and her eyes widened.

"Mercutio…?"

"Ritsu-sama! Yep, it's me!" the boy said, smiling.

"Then… that makes you Hayley," Ritsu said, pointing to the girl.

"Yeah, that's right, Ritsu-sama." The girl said, her eyes gleaming. The taller boy snorted.

"Act more mature, you two." He said, crossing his arms.

"Ritio?" Mio said, still holding the frying pan.

"Ah, Mio-sama, yes I am Ritio." Ritio said, looking at Mio with a small smile.

"Why are you guys… humans?" Mio asked, finally setting the pan down.

"We are not sure ourselves, Mio-sama. We just woke up after that thunderstorm, and we were like this." Ritio answered.

"Yeah, anyways, let's go play, Ritsu-sama!" Hayley said, taking Ritsu's arm and started dragging her out the room. Ritsu tried to struggle, but Hayley was unbelievably strong.

"Yeah, yeah! Sounds like fun!" Mercutio said, bounding after them.

"Come back here!" Ritio growled. "Don't you think Ritsu-sama might be a bit confused? Come back and wait until we sort this out!"

"You're not the boss of us! You're our younger brother!" Hayley snarled.

"But I'm still the biggest, which makes me the leader." Ritio barked.

"Oh yeah?" Mercutio took a step up to Ritio, getting into his face. It looked a bit absurd since Mercutio was 4 inches shorter than him, but they gave off a dark aura. "Says who?"

"Me," Ritio said, glaring down at him. "Unless you want to try to oppose me…But how can you with that tiny body of yours?"

"Let's do this, little brother!" Mercutio shouted, hopping up and biting Ritio in the ear. Ritio roared in pain, and shook Mercutio off, sending him onto the kitchen floor. Mercutio shook it off, and charged into Ritio's mid section, pushing him into the wall.

"Ritio cut it out!" Mio shouted, causing Ritio to look up. Mercutio took the second to bite Ritio in the shoulder as hard as possible.

"That's right, get him Mercutio!" Ritsu shouted. She looked at Hayley, who just stood idly by. "Why aren't you getting in this?"

"It's a male thing… I have no desire what so ever to be the leader. It would be a pain in the ass to look over these two." Hayley said, with a slight shrug.

"Ritsu, don't encourage them!" Mio shouted, as Ritio slammed his forehead on Mercutio's.

"Ritio was antagonizing Mercutio! He deserves it!" Ritsu said, pointing accusingly at Ritio.

"He was using sense Ritsu! We do need to figure this out!"

"That doesn't mean he has to go and make a short joke! And he's not even short! THAT'S A GOOD ONE MERCUTIO!" Ritsu shouted, and Mercutio bit the back of Ritio's neck.

"Ritsu, stop it right now!" Mio shouted, hitting Ritsu.

"Ritsu-sama!" Hayley and Mercutio shouted at the same time. Mercutio Pushed Ritio away and sprinted to Ritsu's side. The hairs on the back of his neck were standing up. Hayley stood in front of Ritsu, and growled menacingly at Mio. Mio took a step back, startled, only to have Ritio appear and snarl at Hayley.

"Back off." Ritio growled.

"She just hit Ritsu-sama!" Mercutio snarled, baring his teeth.

"Uh guys…" Ritsu said, lifting her head.

"Mio-sama was trying to tell Ritsu-sama something and she refused to listen." Ritio barked.

"Still, she didn't have to hit Ritsu-sama!" Hayley yelled back. "Ritsu-sama should not be hit!"

"Guys…" Ritsu said, trying to get their attention.

"She deserves to be hit back!" Mercutio snarled. Mio looked at him a bit scared.

"Don't even try to touch her!" Ritio growled, crouching a bit, like a wolf about to pounce on its prey.

"Hey doggie-doggies…" Ritsu said.

"There's two of us and one of you, Ritio! Plus, we're you're seniors!" Hayley shouted, her hair looking a bit static-y. "We can easily take you."

"Bring it on!"

"YO DOGS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SPEAK!" Ritsu shouted, her eyes glowing a bit red. The dogs turned to her surprised and Mio looked the most shocked.

"Listen to me! It happens all the time, you should've learned that over two years! I harass Mio and I get hit, that's what balances the world, ok? Besides, it is not your business whether or not Mio gets to be hit, because you may not hit her! Do you hear me?"

"Yes, Ritsu-sama…" Mercutio and Hayley said, hanging their heads, with their tails in between their legs.

"And you Ritio! Why don't you try, I don't know, nottrying to sound all mature and shit and being all annoying! Of course it would get on their fucking nerves, it gets on mine!"

"Ritsu! Why don't you try explaining this to them in a kinder way!" Mio shouted.

"Because, there are freakin' pissin' me off dammit!" Ritsu shouted, steam coming out of her head. "It didn't matter when you were dogs, but you're humans now, so try acting a little more like it! Or I will kick you all out!"

The dogs all looked at her in fear, shaking a bit.

"You… you wouldn't really kick us out, would you Ritsu-sama?" Mercutio said, looking like he was on the verge of tears.

"I'll behave better so, please don't let it happen to us again." Hayley said, already crying a bit. She felt it go down her cheek and licked it. "What's this?"

"It's a tear, you idiot, you're crying." Ritio said, rather heartlessly.

"Ritio, shut the fuck up!" Ritsu shouted, before turning to Hayley and Mercutio. "No, guys, I wont, but I really am going to have to teach you how to behave aren't I?"

"We'll learn, Ritsu-sama," Hayley said, wiping her eyes.

"As long as it makes you happy, we can do it!" Mercutio said, determined.

"Well, I don't care, because you are not my master. Mio-sama is, so you don't get to decide if I leave or not." Ritio said, stepping behind Mio, with a defiant look on his face.

"Oh? F.Y.I., Ritio, this is my house! I can kick whoever the fuck I want out!" Ritsu shouted.

"No you cannot, right Mio-sama." Ritio said, turning to look at Mio.

"Uh… well Ritio, I cant believe I'm saying this but, actually this is her house, she paid for it… so she could if she wanted to." Mio said, a bit angrily. Ritio looked struck. "I would defend you, of course, but Ritsu gets the last say…"

Ritio looked a bit beat for a second before he regained his composure.

"Whatever…" he said, a bit pout-ish.

Ritsu took a couple deep breaths to keep from yelling at him, and closed her eyes.

"Ok, guys, I'm sorry I yelled at you… I'll try not to do it from now on." Ritsu said, smiling.

"No, it's ok, we understand Ritsu-sama!" Mercutio said.

"Ritsu-sama did it because we were not behaving properly, we deserved it." Hayley said, with a nod.

"You guys deserved it but I did nothing wrong." Ritio said. The two former dogs turned around to scowl at him. Mio nudged him in the stomach and scolded him with a stare. "I mean, I'm sorry, I was not behaving properly.

"You know, when you guys were puppies, Ritio was always the hyper one, and you two would just hang out with me." Ritsu said, a bit nostalgically.

"Yep! We'd sit in the basement with you while you played the drums! Or watch videos of your favorite singers and bands." Hayley said, humming happily. "And I would sleep on the rug… that was a warm rug…"

"Those were some fun times, and then after you'd bring us outside and play fetch with both of us!" Mercutio said, grinning happily as he put his head on Ritsu's lap.

"Uh… sorry Mercutio, but that's kind of awkward when you're a human…" Ritsu said, laughing nervously. She saw Mio look angrily at them and snickered. "And someone's getting a bit jealous."

"I am not, have all the fun you want with him!" Mio huffed. "I have Ritio!"

Mio hugged Ritio's arm, and he smiled triumphantly.

"Fine, Mercutio and I are going to the bed room!" Ritsu said, starting to drag Mercutio with her, a look of excitement on his face.

"That is highly inappropriate." Ritio said.

"He's right, Ritsu!"

Ritsu raised an eyebrow at Ritio, as she saw a certain thing while she was turning to look at them.

"Whoa, come down there cowboy, she is not doing it with you, so put your pipe down," Ritsu snickered.

Ritio turned a bit red, as did Mio.

"Whoa, Ritio, better take off that saddle of yours, cause Mio's not riding it anytime soon."

"That-that's not what I was thinking!"

"Are you going to tell me it has a mind of its own?" Ritsu said. "And Hayley, that was pretty epic."

"But I swear Mio-sama, that is not what I was thinking about at all! It just… stood up on its own!"

"Mio, wouldn't this technically be, bestiality?"

"Ritsu, shut up! It's fine Ritio… it, uh, happens to… errr, boys you're age." Mio said.

"Don't be mean to them, joking like that." Hayley said, lazily. "Males take mating very seriously."

"Oh? Should we go find you two some nice poodles and have a bunch of little hybrid doggie-humans running around?" Ritsu said. Mercutio and Ritio both had a look of disgust.

"Oh god, not those revolting creatures!" Ritio cried, his upper lip curled in repugnance.

"If it was between Ritio and a poodle, I'd go with Ritio, and I don't roll that way." Mercutio said, shuddering in horror.

"You know, I was almost mounted by one, Ritsu-sama." Hayley said. "Awful guy he was."

"Thank god we came in time!" Ritio said.

"We sure gave that douche a run for his money, didn't we little bro." Mercutio said, scowling. "There was no way we were going to let that guy take our sis, was there."

"Not a chance," Ritio said.

"Awww that was definitely a brother bonding moment!" Ritsu said, grinning. "Hug!"

"Oh hells no," Mercutio said.

"We don't hug," Ritio said sourly.

"It's a masculinity thing," Hayley explained. "You know "I'm not a homo so I don't hug guys" kind of thing."

"YOU GUYS ARE HOMOPHOBES! How could you?" Ritsu said, pretending to cry.

"No, no Ritsu-sama, it would just be un-masculine of me to hug my brother." Mercutio said.

"Is that so… well if we ever send you to school, you're gonna have to hug some dude eventually…" Ritsu shrugged.

"Nope, not happening." Mercutio said.

"I am a male, we just don't do that." Ritio said.

"You were dogs, it's not like you could have hugged before." Ritsu said.

"Yes, but clearly from all of the images that come from the magic box show females hugging." Ritio said.

"Never males hugging males, just females hugging females and males hugging females." Mercutio said, with a slight nod.

"They're wrong, ok?" Ritsu said, with a sigh. "Guys can hug."

"Whatever…" Ritio said.

"I'm sorry Ritsu-sama, but I'm going to have to not listen to you on this one." Mercutio said, guiltily.

"Tsk, tsk what a disrespectful little one you have turned out to be." Hayley said, teasingly. "Not even listening to your master anymore, what will happen if you turn into a stray? I'm sure some prostitute will take you in."

"What's a prostitute?" Mercutio asked, a confused look spreading on his face.

"Uh… a person… who, uhm," Mio stuttered.

"Yo, it's a bitch who fucks guys for a little cash on the side, ya heaaaar?" Ritsu said, pretending to be a pimp. Mio just rolled her eyes.

"Hey, the word bitch is offensive!" Hayley shouted.

"Huh…? Oh yeah! Sorry, sorry," Ritsu said, putting her hands together apologetically.

"Hey Ritsu," Mio said, stepping next to Ritsu. "Do you think maybe we should somehow teach them how to be more human?"

"I guess… but how…" Ritsu put a finger on her chin, thoughtfully. "OH I KNOW! C'mere guys!"

Ritsu led the kid/dogs into the living room. They looked around, their tails swishing back and forth.

"Alright, take a seat on the couch!" Ritsu commanded, and they all did so, Ritio a little hesitant.

"TV! Let's watch TV!" Hayley shouted, smiling.

"What's TV?" Ritio asked.

"It's that box, dumbass." Hayley said, rolling her eyes.

"Excuse me?" Ritio shouted, getting ready to bite her.

"Oi! Ritio! If you attack someone again, I'm going to beat the fuck out of you!" Ritsu shouted.

"Ah, sorry Ritsu-sama…" Ritio said, sitting back down silently.

"Ok kids, you are going to watch TV. Not just any TV, but the show that constructs the very foundation of this country!" Ritsu said, turning on the TV. "SPONGEBOB!"

"Huh?" Ritio said.

"I love this show!" Hayley squealed happily.

"How does a sponge build the constitution of a country?" Mercutio asked.

"Just watch it!" Ritsu shouted, then ran back into the kitchen to find Mio leaning against the counter.

"Mio!" She shouted, and launched herself at Mio. Mio stumbled a bit as Ritsu grabbed her waist and kissed her. "Now we can have some alone time~"

"Ritsu, what if they come back?" Mio mumbled against Ritsu's mouth.

"I don't care… they're dogs," Ritsu said, tugging on the back of Mio's jeans.

"But I care! They're not dogs anymore!" Mio said, losing will power as Ritsu started to sweep her tongue against her bottom lip. Mio used everything in her to keep from moaning.

"Oh, come on, you definitely want to, too. We didn't get to yesterday, cuz I fell asleep." Ritsu said, trying to get Mio to open her mouth.

"I'm perfectly fine, I don't need to have sex every day," Mio argued, doing her best to keep her mouth closed.

"You're being mean, just let me do it!" Ritsu pouted.

Mio looked at her for a second, with half closed eyes and a parted mouth.

"Lock the door." Mio finally said in defeat.

"I already did when I came in here," Ritsu replied, as Mio moved her hands into Ritsu's hair. "So are we good?"

"Yeah, we're good…" Mio said, opening her mouth. Ritsu quickly slipped her tongue in and licked the roof of Mio's mouth. Mio couldn't help but giggle, because it tickled.

"Withu, thoth it! Thith thickles!" (Ritsu stop it, it tickles!) Mio said, giggling relentlessly. Ritsu continued doing it until Mio pulled Ritsu's hair back. She snickered into the kiss, as she began to kiss Mio passionately. Their breathing became loud and rugged.

Ritsu lowered her head and kissed Mio's neck. Mio moaned in response. Ritsu continued to kiss her neck as she expertly unbuttoned Mio's shirt and threw it on the floor.

[it gets sexual here… so uh… yeah… I'm not exactly the best at this but here it goes]

Ritsu reached behind Mio's back and undid her bra. Knowing Mio didn't like it when she stared, Ritsu just went right down to Mio's breasts and started licking her left nipple. Mio gave a rigid moan as Ritsu licked it long and hard. She began toying with Mio's other nipple with her hand. Ritsu sucked on her nipple and flicked her tongue across it. Mio have a slight grunt in return. Ritsu chuckled a little, causing Mio to moan, yet again.

Ritsu started undoing Mio's jeans buttons with her free hand, quickly. She yanked them off without moving Mio at all. Then she did the same with Mio's underwear. She used both of her hands and picked Mio up onto counter with a quick kiss.

"R-r-r-ritsu… we're going to get the coun…counter dirty…" Mio protested, her face red, panting heavily.

"I'll clean it up after," Ritsu said, moving down Mio's body, leaving a line of her saliva along her body.

"Some how I don't believe you… Mmmmmn~" Mio moaned as she felt Ritsu's tongue glide across her pussy. Ritsu licked Mio lightly, without applying any pressure.

"Ritsu, stop teasing me, or I'm going to- aaaaah~ that… feels… good~" Mio moaned as Ritsu pressed her tongue deeper. She licked Mio with as much force as she could earning herself loud moans and grunts. Mio wrapped her legs around Ritsu's head, then released her grip when she heard Ritsu grumble in pain.

"*ha ha ha*, Sorry *ha aaah~* Ritsu~" Mio said, trying to get it out in between her pants and moans. Ritsu stuck her tongue into Mio in response. She moved her tongue in and out of Mio, snickering a bit as she felt Mio put her finger in Ritsu's hair.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhut up," Mio managed out, in a slight growl. Ritsu could tell Mio was getting closer so she tried to go a bit faster. Then when she knew Mio was about to cum, she slowed down dramatically. Mio groaned in frustration. Ritsu then picked up the pace, causing Mio to gasp as she felt herself shudder. Ritsu kept going as Mio reached her peak and orgasmed all over her face. She continued for a few seconds, until she felt Mio calm down. She stood up and licked her face.

"Aw, delicious, I never get enough of it," Ritsu said, with a satisfied grin. Mio looked at her embarrassedly.

"We sh…should go check on them…" Mio said, still breathing heavily.

"What makes you think we're finished here?" Ritsu grinned. She quickly walked up to Mio and nipped her earlobe.

"Oh… come on… Ritsu," Mio said.

"Don't worry, you will, all over the counter." Ritsu said. Mio almost hit her, but Ritsu inserted her middle finger, causing Mio to lean over a bit and moan. Ritsu moved her single finger back and forth very slowly.

"Ritsu, stop fucking teasing me!" Mio growled.

"Then what do you want me to do?" Ritsu asked. "I wont know if you don't tell me."

"Yes, you… you do know, dammit Ritsu."

"But that takes the fun away from it," Ritsu said, with a chuckle. Her fingers decreased in speed.

"God, please just fuck me already Ritsu!" Mio snarled.

"How?"

"What do you mean how?"

"Like soft, light, hard," Ritsu listed.

"God fuck me hard, Ritsu, I want it rough!" Mio growled, biting Ritsu in the shoulder.

"Whoa, I didn't expect to get quiet all that but whatever you want!" Ritsu said. She put a second finger in, and started to move her arm with lightening speed.

It's because she's a drummer that her hands can move so fast~ Mio thought.

Mio moaned loudly, not even caring about the kids/dogs anymore.

"Ritsuu~ Oh god Ritsu~ Yessss, right there~ Ah, ah, faster~ No slower~ Harder, harder, faster~ Ah, ah, ah, Ritttttssuuuuuuuuuu~" Mio moaned.

"Hey, Mio have you ever considered dirty talk?" Ritsu asked huskily.

"No…" Mio grunted.

"Come on, do it for me," Ritsu pleaded.

"Ah, ah, whatever," Mio said. "God ritsu~ Fuck me harder, yeah~ Yeah, fuck my pussy~ Screw my fucking cunt, Ritsu, god that feels good, ah, ah, ah, ah~ Faster Ritsu, fuck my pussy faster, harder, harder, faster~" Mio said, moaning and panting. She felt herself getting close to her climax. Ritsu picked up the pace and jammed her fingers into Mio as hard as possible without injuring her. Suddenly she felt Mio clamp down on her fingers, making it hard to keep up the pace.

"~" Mio moaned, long and hard. Her breathing was rigid and she was shivering in pleasure.

"How was that?" Ritsu asked, slowly taking her fingers out.

"That was… wonderful, Ritsu, as… always…" Mio said, smiling down at her. Ritsu had her arms around her waist, holding her up to keep from falling.

"I'm glad, I work hard to perfect my techniques, you know." Ritsu said, with a grin.

"Yeah, yeah, as long as it's not with someone besides me," Mio said.

"Well…" Ritsu laughed.

Mio flashed her an angry look.

"Oh relax I'm not cheating on you, it's called masturbation Mio." Ritsu laughed at Mio's expression.

"Anyways, go check on the… kids?"

"Don't need to," Ritsu said.

"Why not?"

"They're on the other side of the door, with their ears pressed against the door." Ritsu said. She laughed as she heard scuffling and a voice say "I told you so!"

"They… listened to it?" Mio said, horrified.

"Apparently… how about another round?" Ritsu said.

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Lol, I kinda realized through it that Hayley kinda speaking like I would…

Anyways, I remembered that from my previous story, ppl were always telling me to make it "M" so… I did, hope I lived up to ya'lls ex-a-peca-ta-shuns!

And on a more personal note… when I was in 5th grade I got into screamo… and then in 7th grade I stopped becuz I didn't want ppl to like make fun of me and now as I enter high school, I got back into it….

Lay down your heaaaaaaaad

Sleep with me tonight!

I love attack attack!