WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE

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This is the worst day of my life. I, Ronald Weasley, am officially finished. Don't ask why, we will get there later. Just let me vent my frustrations first.

Ron proceeds to scream a string of curses that aren't even in the author's vocabulary…

Okay, I'm done now. It's time to tell you my story. Prepare to be shocked.

Well, you see, I am a prefect. So, I was patrolling near the Potions Dungeons alone. Yeah, creepy, I know… But then, something pink caught my eyes. Being the oh-so-responsible prefect, I went to investigate. If only I didn't. If only I wasn't so stupid.

I walked into the room and all I saw was pink. And then, I remembered that it was Professor Snape's room. Ha, Snape like pink! Well, so I was laughing, and suddenly, this funny cage-like looking stuff trapped me inside…

And that wasn't all. I saw a love letter! A bloody love letter. A love letter from Snape to me! Yes, you aren't wrong or anything, Snape loves ME! Could this day get any worse?

Luckily for me, Professor Snape has gone out to get new potions supply. I can't believe what will happen if Snape were here. He will probably rape me or something like that since he loves me… Eww…I'm going to need intensive therapy after I get out…

Okay, so now the question is, how do I get out? I tried to hex the cage, but it backfired and now, I'm the one that is hurt! What type of goddamn wards did Snape cast on this place?

Well, the only way to get out of here is to…sit here and wait for Professor Snape to open it up for me, which will be an easy task considering he loves me. But what guarantees that he won't… You know, I'm still a virgin… I wonder if it hurts… AARGH! Disgusting mental images!

While Ron was busying himself with his thoughts, Snape had returned…

"Mr. Weasley?" Snape asked in a very feminine voice. "Ronnikins?"

Ron turned around and BLOODY HELL! Snape was wearing a pink tutu and ballet shoes! Snape called him "Ronnikins"! Merlin, what is the world coming to?

Snape let his "Ronnikins" out of the cage. "Ronnikins, did my wards hurt you?"

That, was when I rushed out of the room with lightning speed back to the Gryffindor Common Room. I know for sure, that my life will never be the same again.

Final Word Count: 409

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