Title: Water Bomb
Summary: Harper is childish again
Rating: G
Spoilers: none
Pirings: none …….. really
Disclaimer: Characters belong solely to Tribune Entertainment.
Author's note: It's my first humour try and english is not my mothers' tongue – so, please bear that in mind as you read & rewiev it
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing, huh? Have you never seen someone doing this?" Harper was a bit annoyed that Trance asked such a stupid question. "I'm filling this tiny balloons with water, OK?"
"I see, what you are doing," snapped Trance, "but, what is it good for? What is the purpose of it?"
"Purpose? Huh, let me think ….. none, I think, just fun!" exclaimed Harper while filling another balloon with water.
"I really don't see any fun in filling water into balloons," was Trance still skeptical. She really had no idea, what fun could this possibly present.
"Well, Trance, you see: fun comes later. There are some steps you should undertake before it becomes funny. First, you take a small balloon, like this one. Second, you fill it with water; see? Third, you bind it, so that you get a small water bomb. And finally, you throw it, just like this!!!" And Harper threw a bomb in her direction.
It travelled through air in a nice loop and landed inches from Trance's feet, exploding on touchdown with a big "SPLASH". Unaware of the threat, Trance failed to escape, so the bomb achieved the best possible effect and soaked her wet up to her waist.
"HAAARPEER!!" yelled Trance furiously, "I'm going to kill you!!!" She reached for the engineer, but grabbed in the air, for he managed to make a run for the door. She considered whether to run after him, but finally decided not to do it. Her pants were completely wet and shoes full of water. So she decided in favour of going to change. She hated to be wet (in clothes!).
As she stepped out of machine shop, she caught a glimpse of Harper, standing behind the door, with another water bomb in his hands. Trying to avoid another attack, she made a run of her life down the corridor, with Harper in close pursuit. He was quick and yet he just couldn't get himself into position to throw the terrible weapon.
After few turns, he finally got a possibility to use the bomb and, without hesitating, threw it. Just to see Dylan, coming round the corner and getting right in the trajectory of his projectile.
In that moment he felt like he could also see the future, just like Trance. He watched his bomb and Dylan getting closer …. and closer … and closer … and … "SPLASH!" It was a perfect hit! Dylan was hit directly in the head, with bomb exploding violently! Harper just covered his mouth with a hand, trying not to laugh out loud. Dylan, however, was apparently not in such a good mood, with water dripping from his hair and gasping for air while trying hopelessly to get rid of the balloon remnants, clinging on his head and covering his eyes. Trance vanished instantly to avoid the inevitable.
"MIIIISTER HAAARPEEER!" growled Dylan so loud, so that Harper got the impression, even metal walls of Andromeda vibrated. "WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!" He finally managed to get rid of the balloon and furiously threw it on the floor, staring at Harper with angry eyes.
"Ahhhmm, huh, errghhh …. sorry Dylan, I really didn't want to hit you. I was merely trying to get Trance," screamed Harper, turned around and made a run for his life.
Summary: Harper is childish again
Rating: G
Spoilers: none
Pirings: none …….. really
Disclaimer: Characters belong solely to Tribune Entertainment.
Author's note: It's my first humour try and english is not my mothers' tongue – so, please bear that in mind as you read & rewiev it
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing, huh? Have you never seen someone doing this?" Harper was a bit annoyed that Trance asked such a stupid question. "I'm filling this tiny balloons with water, OK?"
"I see, what you are doing," snapped Trance, "but, what is it good for? What is the purpose of it?"
"Purpose? Huh, let me think ….. none, I think, just fun!" exclaimed Harper while filling another balloon with water.
"I really don't see any fun in filling water into balloons," was Trance still skeptical. She really had no idea, what fun could this possibly present.
"Well, Trance, you see: fun comes later. There are some steps you should undertake before it becomes funny. First, you take a small balloon, like this one. Second, you fill it with water; see? Third, you bind it, so that you get a small water bomb. And finally, you throw it, just like this!!!" And Harper threw a bomb in her direction.
It travelled through air in a nice loop and landed inches from Trance's feet, exploding on touchdown with a big "SPLASH". Unaware of the threat, Trance failed to escape, so the bomb achieved the best possible effect and soaked her wet up to her waist.
"HAAARPEER!!" yelled Trance furiously, "I'm going to kill you!!!" She reached for the engineer, but grabbed in the air, for he managed to make a run for the door. She considered whether to run after him, but finally decided not to do it. Her pants were completely wet and shoes full of water. So she decided in favour of going to change. She hated to be wet (in clothes!).
As she stepped out of machine shop, she caught a glimpse of Harper, standing behind the door, with another water bomb in his hands. Trying to avoid another attack, she made a run of her life down the corridor, with Harper in close pursuit. He was quick and yet he just couldn't get himself into position to throw the terrible weapon.
After few turns, he finally got a possibility to use the bomb and, without hesitating, threw it. Just to see Dylan, coming round the corner and getting right in the trajectory of his projectile.
In that moment he felt like he could also see the future, just like Trance. He watched his bomb and Dylan getting closer …. and closer … and closer … and … "SPLASH!" It was a perfect hit! Dylan was hit directly in the head, with bomb exploding violently! Harper just covered his mouth with a hand, trying not to laugh out loud. Dylan, however, was apparently not in such a good mood, with water dripping from his hair and gasping for air while trying hopelessly to get rid of the balloon remnants, clinging on his head and covering his eyes. Trance vanished instantly to avoid the inevitable.
"MIIIISTER HAAARPEEER!" growled Dylan so loud, so that Harper got the impression, even metal walls of Andromeda vibrated. "WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!" He finally managed to get rid of the balloon and furiously threw it on the floor, staring at Harper with angry eyes.
"Ahhhmm, huh, errghhh …. sorry Dylan, I really didn't want to hit you. I was merely trying to get Trance," screamed Harper, turned around and made a run for his life.