I was only 30 years old, I loved cartoon horses so much, I had all the merchandise and DVD's
I pray to all the cartoon horses every night before bed thanking them for the life I've been given.
Cartoon Horses are love I say, Cartoon Horses are life
My dad overhears me and tells me to move out and get a job
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for a cartoon horse.
I called him a non-believer
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and hug my weaboo anime body pillow
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
It's a cartoon horse
I am so happy
it whispers in to ear "this is my wonderful land of Equestria''
it grabs me with its powerful cartoon character hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for a cartoon character
it penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for the cartoon character
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please it
it roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
the cartoon horse looks him straight in the eye and says "its all cartoon horse now"
it leaves through my window
cartoon horses are love, cartoon horses are life
