my screwed up fanfic, lol, enjoy, i was bored, kassie (missxflawless) were talking about questions we would ask Angel lol.
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The meeting commenced as obsessed teenage fangirls, Kassie and Marcina, held the late Angel Dumott Schunard in custody, claiming the sexy drag queen was a suspect for a 'murder'. The boho's were confused as why the police would have suspicions on Angel? Collins was worried as he paced the front of the station.
The two officers opened the door to the interrogation room and watched Angel look completely and utterly confused.
"Ma'am, I dont understand my reason for being here..."She spoke before the officers could say anything.
"Please be quiet, Ms. Schunard, the quicker we ask the questions, the quicker you may leave," Marcina said. Though she squealed at Kassie excitedly who squealed back. Angel was befuddled. The cops controlled their behavior.
"First question, Ms. Schunard, boxers or briefs?" Kassie asked.
"Box- but why?"
"Ms. Schunard...," Marcina said warningly.
"Boxers," She sighed. Marcina nodded smiling and scribbled gaily.
"Next question, do you like cheese?" Marcina asked. Kassie sighed.
"Yes," Angel answered, giving up.
"Me too, in fact, whats your favorite cheese? do you eat cheese alot-!" Marcina jabbered
"Marcina-" Kassie interrupted.
"It's important to me!" Marcina shrieked. Kassie shook her head and continued.
"Ms. Schunard, KY or regular lubricant?" She asked.
"WTF?"Angel said. Marcina shrieked.
"OMG, you know chatspeak, NFW!" Kassie sat her down.
"SU, now, Angel, the answer..."
"KY!" The girl yelled. Kassie sat her down and hugged her.
"It's okay, Angel," She said. Angel freaked.
"I get that, let me go please," Angel spoke softly.
"NEVER!"Kassie cried her battle cry. Marcina ran and calmed her down.
"It's ok, breathe," Kassie breathed slowly.
"I'll continue, Ms. Schunard, top or bottom?" Marcina asked.
"top," She muttered.
"Excuse me?" She questioned.
"TOP, I LIKE TO TOP, I LIKE TO TOP OKAY!" Angel was losing her temper quickly, which the rarest thing in the world. Marcina sniffled.
"Sowwy," She said.
"Last question, Ms. Schunard, would you ever have sex with a girl?" Kassie asked. Angel lost it.
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A MURDER INVESTIGATION?!"She yelled. Marcina and Kassie ran from the room.
"SCARY ANGEL, RUUUUN!" They ran past Collins and out the door. Angel walked over to Collins.
"Hey, baby, what happened in there?" He asked lovingly.
"Nothing, except the realization I should get leeway to commit murder after going through that!"