Bella's Dirty Mind

Towards Edward:

(When she first sees him at school)

Omg, he's sooooo hot. Wow, what's up with the cafeteria food? I'd eat a cat's throw up before I try this crap…

(Breaking Dawn)

Wow, I'm getting married to a vampire, TAKE THAT MTV!!!!

Towards Jacob:

(Eclipse)

Damn, I guess I reaaaally turned on the flirto-meter with him in Twilight…

I love him, no, I love Edward… But- HE'S SO DAMN HOT!!!!!! He got an 8 pack man!!!! How can you ignore that!!!!!! I can't just waste it!!!!!