Ichigo: WHY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HER THAT BIG CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH STRAWBERRIES, CHERRIES AND WHIP CREAM!

Ayame-chan: BECAUSE THERE AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE! DON'T FORGET THE COOKIE!

Kisshu: Why do you care, kitten?

Ichigo: Because she got so high on sugar she made this!

Kisshu: It can't be all that bad. Reads a few chapters OH MY GOSH, THANK YOU!

Ichigo: Why does life hate meeeeee?

Kisshu: I love you! Tries kissing Ichigo

Ichigo: No! Help me Ayame-chan!

Ayame-chan: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! Hopping up and down

Ichigo: Waaaaaaaah!

Kisshu: Ayame-chan doesn't own Tokyo Mew Mew! Kisses Ichigo


"This is going to be awful..." Ichigo said sadly. "Cheer up, Ichigo-san. You're going to have lots of fun!" The green haired girl known as Lettuce tried making her strawberry friend happy. Why was Ichigo so sad? Well...

Flashback

"Ichigo, I need to tell you something..." Aoyama looked down at his feet sadly. "You're stupid, I know." Ichigo said happily. "N-no! Not that!" Aoyama had tears in his eyes. "What's wrong?" Ichigo was getting scared now. "I-I-I'm marrying a tree, so we can't be together..." Ichigo gasped. "It's that tree from the party, isn't it? I thought you loved me!" Ichigo was trying hard to keep back the tears. "I do, but...I love that tree more. I'm sorry..." Ichigo kicked him in the place no boy should ever be kicked. But Aoyama didn't seen hurt by it. "Silly, Ichigo. If I was even a little bit of a man that would have hurt. But you and I both know i'm not." Aoyama smiled. "Damn!" So, she slapped him then ran home to cry.

End flashback

"Yeah, right..." Ichigo sighed. It's been three years since the whole Mew Mew thing. Ichigo thought she finally had her happily ever after. If only life was like a book. "It's almost your birthday Ichigo, na no da! Since it's your 16th we have to make it SWEET AND AWESOME, NA NO DA!" The super hyper girl Pudding screamed. "I can't believe you still say 'na no da' even when you're 13, Pudding..." Ichigo had a dark cloud hovering over her head. "I say it because i'm awesome like that, NA NO DA!" Pudding put her fist in the air, grinning proudly. "Whatever...Where are we going anyway?" Ichigo asked miserably. "Palms hotel." Lettuce smiled. "Palms hotel? You don't mean-" Pudding cut in. "VEGAS BABY, NA NO DA! SIN CITY HERE WE COME, NA NO DA!"

With the aliens

Poke. Pai's eye twitched. Poke. It did again. Poke. Again. Poke. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, KISSHU?" Pai yelled at the teenage boy. "Well, I want Ichigo, Ichigo, Ichigo, new boxers..." Pai sighed. "You're still not over that Mew?" This time Kisshu sighed. "I never will be, Pai. I wish I could see her just one more time..." Pai knew this was a bad idea but... "We could go back to earth, but only for one day." Kisshu's eyes lit up. "Really? Yes! I'll go tell pop-tart about it!" Pai gave him a questionable look. "His name is Taruto and he loves pop tarts. It makes sense!"

With the girls

"Pudding, how the hell did you get us a room in the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa? Why did you even pick this one?" Ichigo asked the happy Pudding. "I like this one because it has bunnies, na no da!" Ichigo sweat dropped. "You didn't answer how you got the room." Pudding smirked. "You sure you wanna know, na no da?" Ichigo could see the evil smirk on Pudding's face. "N-never mind!" Lettuce looked at Pudding like 'Tell me why', Pudding whispered in her ear. "P-P-Pudding-san! That's not even legal!" Pudding just smiled. "Who cares, na no da! LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED, NA NO DA!" Ichigo and Lettuce gulped. "She's a real wild child." Ichigo nodded. "No kidding."

With the aliens

"I get to see Koneko-chan, I get to see Koneko-chan, I get to-" Taruto growled. "WE KNOW! WE KNOW! NOW SHUT UP!" Kisshu smirked. "Why? Am I messing up your thoughts of, what's her name, Pudding?" Taruto blushed and looked away. "N-no! You're just annoying me!" Kisshu chuckled. "Suuure, pop-tart." Taruto snarled. "DON'T CALL ME THAT! I'D RATHER BE CALLED TAR-TAR!" Kisshu laughed when Taruto's face turned so very red. "I-I-I-I uh, oh, shut up!" Pai rolled his eyes, there so childish.

"Hey, pie-man, happy to see your dolphin girl?" Kisshu asked smirking. "Must you nickname everyone, Kisshu?" Pai didn't want to admit it, but he was happy to see her. "I suck at remembering people I don't care for names." Taruto giggled. "So that's why you call Ichigo Koneko-chan?" Kisshu's eyes widened. "NO! I CARE FOR HER! I LOVE HER!" Pai and Taruto smirked.

"I wish she loved me..." Kisshu sighed sadly. "You know, Kisshu, we are going to vegas. I heard it was the marriage capital of the world, so maybe you could...?" Taruto's voice trailed off, but Kisshu got an idea. "Pie-man, do you remember watching that one movie when the guy put something in a girls drink so they could-" Pai put his hand over Kisshu's mouth. "Don't talk about something like that around Taruto!" Taruto's eyes went from Pai to Kisshu, then back at Pai. "What is it? Why did he put something in her drink?" Taruto asked the two older aliens. "Well, you see Taruto. When a boy and a girl like each other they-" Pai knocked Kisshu on the head.

With the girls

"Okay, first we should go down to the casino, na no da!" Pudding said with a big grin. "Uh, are you even old enough? I don't think me and Lettuce can go either..." Ichigo asked. "Don't worry Ichigo, na no da! Pudding has it covered, na no da! Right Lettuce, na no da?" Lettuce hid behind Ichigo. "H-hai!" Ichigo didn't even ask...

After playing many of the games and Pudding yelling "I'm rich Biiatch, na no da!" when she won, the girls decided they would go to the bar, again there was no problem getting in because of Pudding. "Now what?" The shy girl, Lettuce, asked. "GET CRUNK, NA NO DA!" As Pudding started dancing, Lettuce sat at the bar while Ichigo just stayed under her dark cloud. "Why so sad, Koneko-chan?" A teasing voice came out of nowhere, but that voice sounded familiar? Like she knew who it was? Wait...is it? No way, it couldn't be! NO! "It's been to long hasn't it, kitten?" Noooo!

With Pai and Taruto

"Dude, where are we?" Taruto asked. Pai and Taruto wanted to look around the place and left Kisshu with his 'plan'. "I don't know..." That's when they notice something...bunnies? Not just any bunnies...Oh boy. "Daaaaamn!" Taruto said smiling as he looked at all the 'bunnies'. "It seems we are at the playboy club..." Pai was staring blankly. "How do you know what it's called?" Taruto's eyes never stopped looking at the 'bunnies'. "LET'S GO!" Pai dragged the drooling boy away.

Back at the bar

"K-Kisshu?" Ichigo gasped out. "Even after three years kitten, you still say my name every time you see me." Kisshu smirked. "Why are you here! And what do you wa-" Her sentence was cut short when she got a better look at him. His abs! Everyone count with me: One, two, three, four, five, SIX! He still had the same clothes, not that she minded it. She could clearly see how much his body had changed over the years, his eyes looked more playful and gorgeous...He looks sexy! 'Sexy? What are you thinking Ichigo! He's the guy who tried killing you before! But...he's also the guy who loved you...' Ichigo was so lost in her thoughts, she didn't see the sneaky alien putting a red liquid into the drink he had. "Hey, Koneko-chan, you look shocked. How about you drink something and we'll talk." Kisshu's eyes sparkled with amusement. "Okay..."

After drinking every sip of the drink Kisshu offered her, Ichigo started feeling kinda...odd. "Y-y-you! Y-y-you hot elf! Can w-we dance!" Ichigo asked in a drunk way? "How could I say no to you, pretty-kitty." Kisshu took Ichigo by the hand and went to the dance floor where Pudding was... "Chug, chug, chug!" Many of the people yelled as the little monkey was gulping down a big can of Red Bull. "I CAN DRINK IT ALL AND YOU COULDN'T, NA NO DA! YOU ALL SUCK AND I DON'T, NA NO DA!" Pudding was spinning around, jumping around, running around, doing everything around.

"I-I-I can s-s-spin better t-than that! R-right, hot elf?" Ichigo said as she started spinning, she had her arms up like a bird flying. Kisshu was enjoying himself, but it was time to finish his plan. "Come on, kitty. I want to take you somewhere." Ichigo smiled. "Narnia? I-I-I want t-to see b-big kitt-y!" Kisshu grinned. "No, something you humans call a 'chapel'."


Taruto: Still drooling

Pudding: Tar-Tar, na no da... Takes out chainsaw

Taruto: Oh sh-AHHHHHHHH! Runs away

Ayame-chan: I think i'm calm now...

Pai: You're still insane.

Ayame-chan: Tell me something we don't already know.

Kisshu: Review and I'll take my shirt off. Winks

Ayame-chan: Please, take it off! Take it all off! Fangirl scream