Have you ever read those fan fictions where there's this beautiful powerful girl with her own special "flaws" and meets her "true love" who just so happens to be the main character of a popular video game or anime? Yeah, ya'all know those ones and ya'all know the name for them correct?
The story usually goes as some pre-teen girl gets magically sucked into a world that she day-dreams about in class 24/7 instead of paying attention in her economics class and only making just a passing D-. She finds out she's some profit or what-not and has very similar powers as the main characters. Oh and guess what? She never really fights even though she has all these amazing skills, for she's usually acting angsty and must be rescued by her true love. In the end something happens and she's seperated from her true love and goes back to her dull life, right? Yeah, we wish that would happen. Her true love finds her in her world and it's all fluffy happily ever after.
You don't know how much I hate these stories, so why did the whatever higher being make my parents curse me with my birth name? Care to take a guess? Hi, I'm Mary Sue, and even though I don't try to live like one, why does fate want me to be one?!
Maybe I should explain...
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Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts I, II, Chain of Memories and all of it's characters within it are copyrighted to Square Enix and/or Disney which is not owned by me, so therefore the characters used in this fic or mentioned in here are not owned by me either.
Rated T for mostly language.
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Part I:
Something Kill Off this Mary Sue
"We-e-ell?" My lower classman "friend" chimed as she gave me those big hopeful eyes you only ever really see in over-sweeten-cutesy animes. I lowered the printed out papers she had handed me five to tens minutes before, just to glare at her. Hell, it was the morning, I didn't need this crap in the morning. I really don't like reading this junk in the morning either. Damn, it might be my last year, but I'm too nice to these kiddies that just came from their over emotional middle school lives.
The top of the papers had in very bold font Forever our Kingdom Hearts Yes, Kingdom Hearts, for I am a fan of that game series and know more about it then almost anyone at my school. People come ask me about it all the time and where I could get the acessories or gear relating to Kingdom Hearts things. Heck, I wear an Organization coat to school. (Cosplayer here, got a problem with that?) You could say I'm a fanatic, but I still think it's just an unhealthy obsession I have. You know what? Who gives a damn what my little fetishes are? On with this pointless story.
Anyways, the papers were of course her soon to be Kingdom Hearts fan fiction she was going to post online. It's about a girl who wakes up on a beach that very much resembles her. What's worse is that Sora and Riku are all shonnen-ai with each other until they meet this girl and start fighting over her. This is only the first chapter folks, must I go on? I really should just borrow one of my sane friend's lighter and burn it to save us all from another vomit story. Unfortunately all, my trusty lighter friend wasn't around at the moment. Maybe next time, we'll be lucky.
"Mary!!!" This blonde freshman squealed at me making the so called "normal students" stare and roll their eyes. "What do you think!? I know my grammer is totally bad, but isn't it just the cutest KH story you've ever read? I know I did the right thing in making Kairi drown before I...umm...Namoka came to Destiny Island. Kairi is so a bitch anyways. I just feel bad that she's breaking up any yaoi intentions Sora and Riku might have, but don't worry, for I'll just have Roxas and Ax..." She finally shut-up when I just simply threw the papers over my shoulder.
"First off, your grammer is a bit too off that it ruins the whole story. I'm too distracted by that to focus too much on the plot. Second, Namoka is not a Japanese name and Kairi is not a bitch just because she just so happens to be friends with Sora and Riku. Lastly...there's too much damn fics out there that have AkuRoku in it. I'm really sick of that pairing now." The little freshmen frowned at me as she went to snatch up her papers.
"You're always putting my work down! Like, you're so good! You can't even update your own one fanfic even once in a long while!" This girl was getting on my nerves, luckily, my best friend Erin came and joined us. Thank you whoever created sane friends.
"You mean her Larxene fic? Umm, I don't believe crack fics count." Score one for the less fangirlish KH fans. "Why're you guys talking about fanfics anyways?"
"Fishy here made another one of her fics. Not only does it have the perfect little emo trouble super girl in it, but she's thinking of splicing in some Axel and Roxas love in there as well. That's just sick." I commented lazily as I got another spiteful glare from the "fishy" who finished gathering her trash..erm...papers. Erin just smirked slyly towards my direction.
"Oh, you're complaining about yaoi in fanfics?" Her eyes wander towards my binder where has a picture of Marluxia touching a shocked Vexen with big bold print across the picture saying, "I support Vexen gropeage." I quickly hide my binder and glare up at my friend from where I'm sitting.
"Hey hey! That's only because my girlfriend cosplays Vexen! What's a Marluxia cosplayer to do when she has a yaoi obsessed girlfriend?"
"Deary, you've been a yaoi fan since you first saw that anime Levitation back in middl..."
"Zippit! Can, we just get back to the main point at hand, I mean seriously, when's the plot of this fanfic going to get moving along?" I glare at the author who's currently playing with her Xemnas and Saix plushies in an odd fashion and make her get on with the story.
"Anyways fishy girl, you need to remember that there's plenty of stories like yours that get flamed every day and are titled...titled..." My friend Erin snickers as she leans in closer to say the last part for me.
"Mary Sue?" I snarled so loud that the comformist kiddies stare at me, giggle, and started to talk about how weird our "group" is.
"Well...it's not! She's got flaws and...!" Oh great, what did I tell ya'all? As the freshman goes on her rant, I get up from the cafeteria table and make my way towards some class you'd probably never be in, and if you're not in highschool, then lucky you.
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Yeah, it's later in the day, and I'm returning home on my school bus. Unfortunately, I'm not like most eighteen year old teens and have a car or even anything modern like most kids. (All save for internet and video game systems.) Thus is why, I'm riding a bus that's mostly empty, but loud as hell with those wanna-be and would-be gantsa kiddies in the back. Seriously, they don't even have back packs, papers, or books. Why waste the effort of waking up in the morning and cleaning yourself up just to skip classes and not do anything? Seriously people, what the hell? You'd be better off staying home and living off your parents until you find someone stupid enough to actually date and marry you.
Yay, I'm home now, and it's...empty...no wait, I'm wrong. In comes the thing. Would someone start up some dramatic evil villian music?
"You have homework don't you? You're failing arn't you?! Please don't say you have to repeat a year!!! Maybe we should do something! Oh never mind that, you have to do dishes for me! I just too tired today! Also, could you do...nag nag nag nag nag." Yep, I have the same mother everyone else has, so no reason to go emo about it. EVERYONE has the same shitty problems you have.
I do whatever the hell I was suppose to do, and kick my little sister off the computer. She whines like hell and I threaten her by saying I won't make her a Namine cosplay for the next convention we go to and she shuts up. I'm so glad I've corrupted my little sister with this unhealthy adictive crap.
I check, online journal, nothing. Well, what about my roleplay? Hmm, my Vexen hasn't responded to my post, awww and it was just getting good. I wish we can finally make those two a pair...I head desk myself against my keyboard. I'M NOT A YAOI FANGIRL! Ah, what's this? FunFiction might actually have some good Kingdom Hearts stories up...No! I'm not looking for Xemnas and Saix fan fiction for you, the Author! Anyways, moving on.
I scroll through everything and what do I see? Forever our Kingdom Hearts! Oh what else is there wasting space for actual good fics? Engraved Hearts? Oh nothingness...this girl is the long lost sister of Riku? Too the left me, there's more, and to the right even more! How many of these do we have to suffer through? Hell, even glance at?! Why are there so many...so many...
"Mary Sues..." Great, screw this, I'm not in the mood for anything Kingdom Heartsish anymore...maybe Star Ocean? Naw, too annoyed now.
Deciding to leave my most prized computer for tonight, I go up to my room and decide to catch some Zs. At least I'll be doing something I rarely do and desperately need most of the time. When I reach my room, I toss my Organization coat off my bed and all my plushies as well. I really don't want to see anything that reminds me of those aweful stories. Seriously girls, learn some creativity.
I fell upon my bed and quickly fall asleep, for that's what happens when lack of sleep catches up to you. Hey, it's my own damn fault for staying up hours on end playing video games, mainly Square Soft or is it Enix stuff?
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I twitched with annoyance and sneezed as I felt something tickling my nose. How did Chase get into my room? He's too old of a dog to climb up those stairs. I open my eyes and was about to yell at my dog for being in my room and getting his fur everywhere, when I noticed some twitchy black figures. I snarled and closed my eyes to break me out of an annoying dream which I would have no control over. Didn't work. They were still there and there was more forming about. I rolled over onto my back and stared up at the twilight sky lazily.
"I'm outside," I looked to the side and rolled my eyes in annoyance when I saw those beady yellow eyes. "and I'm not asleep." I sat up and made a sound that sounded almost like a sigh mixed with a snarl. "Also, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, not that I even came from there anyways." Those black animalish creatures started moving closer as a flopped back down on my back against the cold ground. "Please do me a favor and kill me off before this get's worse." But nooo...the crazed author just loves to mess with me.
Suddenly, there was fireball streaking through the air above me which hit a couple of those Heartless. Yes! Heartless! You didn't get that by now? I closed my eyes after than, for now I was wishing upon a star, that it wasn't what I thought it was. I heard the clear sounds of rustling long clothing and shink sounds of most possibly a weapon wizzing through the air and hitting something. No! At least leave a few to kill me off to save these good people from a another lame fanfic! Yeah, fate hates me.
"Hey, you alright, or do I have to leave ya here?" I reopened my eyes to see a very familiar face staring down at me with some almost bored expression on his face. I sat up suddenly again and glared right up at the spiky red head Nobody. I point my index fingure at him as if I was scolding some little kid.
"No! That does not work! If you were really a Nobody, you wouldn't give a damn about some chick and let the heartless attack her. More hearts for the cause, right?! But n-o-o! You just had to save me! Nobodies arn't suppose to care about other's because they can't! So why the hell save me?!" By this time Axel looked slightly confused, but not as much as annoyed.
"Whatever, sorry for saving ya then." This Nobody was about to turn to leave when I grabbed the back of his coat jerking it, making him do a face plant towards the ground.
"No! I'm not done venting yet! Let me vent!" Axel turned about and narrowed his eyes, seemingly pissed as he glared at me.
"Kid, what's your problem?!" Funny how he called me a kid, maybe it's because I'm immature like one, especially at this moment. It looked about as if he was going to say more, but I smiled weirdly and started to laugh.
"My problem?! I'll tell you my problem! My name's Mary Sue and I'm stuck in a Mary Sue." I brust out laughing in almost insantiy.
I'm going to get so much hate from the fanfic, but then again, there's plenty of people who dislike Mary Sues as well. I respect those who keep the character's in actual character in fanfics and don't feel the need to add their own character to the mix.
I don't exactly hate the Mary Sue creators, for I can't hate. I just extremely dislike and don't agree with their writing styles. Well, here's my "Mary Sue" fanfic and yes, she is very much like me completely. Not afraid to admit it.