LASSO YOU'RE ED
chapter one
the kanckers dirty trailers has a guest who says he has a lasso of truth "yeah right" Marie says "and I'm a monkeys aunt with benefits"."I see you need a demonstration any volunteers any at all?I'll do it says may. "all right,do you feel guilty about anything"? it started glowing. "yes,yes I .it works "."you can use this on anyone."we now see who it actually is...JOKER!!!!!
eds pov
"CAREFUL LUMPY"!!!!!! !!!!!!"OK eddy.""if it breaks I break YOU. "ed-d-d-y KANCKERS"!
"hi yu eds". RUN!
"I LOVE IT when they do this"Marie starts getting the lasso ready."ed!!!!""Leave him double d there's nothing we can do."
""eddy I recognize that."well then what is it?" "wonder woman's lasso of truth." "and you know this how.""I read comics.""you're serious?"
"what's wrong with reading comics?"