Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Harry Potter.
A/N: Random idea that came into my head while I was struggling for ideas for another fic of mine.
Battle of the two Bellas
In the middle of the stadium stands an average looking girl with brown hair and a heart-shaped face.
She clears her throat and begins .
"I'm from Forks, Washington" but the girl gets no further as a raven haired beauty with a corset apparates onto the scene.
"Bitch that aint your cue!" she screeches and suddenly extracts her wand.
But brown-haired gal is unperturbed and simply raises an eyebrow and asks in a monotone, "A piece of wood? You going to threaten me with a piece of wood?"
The raven haired beauty is incensed. "IT'S A WAND YOU MORONIC MUGGLE!"
"CRUCIO! CRUCIO!"
But girl from Forks is still standing.
"Yeh, well here's the thing you fugly stick-carrying-woman , I may be thick and boring but I have this like impressive mind shield that means that whatever weird voodoo magic you play with me, it's not going to work!"
The other woman stares on in horror and chokes out, "You are but a muggle! You're too dumb to know what magic is!"
"Heh, we'll see about that! Ohhhh, Eddie darling..." the girl yells.
Enter Edward
"I spy with my topaz coloured eyes, something dark and evil..." Edward begins, his face peering in the opposite direction
The dark haired woman chuffs up her chest and says proudly, "That, I believe is me."
"Wha? Huh? Oh no...I'm talking about the ugly brat behind you!" Edward responds, and sure enough there is an ugly brat standing behind the woman.
"Like, who is he?" the girl asks, inspecting her pointlessly long nails.
"HIM?" The woman screeches.
"ME?" The ugly brat screeches.
"YES, YOU!" Edward also yells.
"Couldn't be!" the brat replies stiffly.
"Then who?" Edward asks sniffing the air in search for the 'dark and evil creature'
"Well, duh! I stole the cookie from the cookie jar..." the girl deadpans.
"YOU FOOLS! I'm evil. It's me! All me!" once again brandishing the stick in her hand.
The ugly brat also extracts his stick and the two start circling each other.
"Like who is that ugly brat?" the girl asks again, now inspecting her toe nails.
There is a terrible scream and then everyone is quiet as the ugly brat's face goes through a series of colours.
"Y-You don't know WHO I AM?"
"The hobbit?"
"Leave my height out of this!"
"An oompa loompa?"
"I SAID LEAVE MY HEIGHT OUT OF THIS!"
"Well then...who are you?" the girl asks and Edward nods his head vigorously.
The woman is sniggering in the background and the ugly brat's mouth drops open.
"I'm Harry! Harry freaking Potter! Everything from my hair to my lightening scar is freaking famous! There are even books written about me."
"Pfft, that's nothing...we have movies about us two!"
Suddenly the woman stops laughing and narrows her eyes.
"Oh yes? Well we've got video games about us." She says.
"We've got music on us!"
"At least we don't SPARKLE!"
"At least we don't wear old-fashioned robes!"
"I'm ISABELLA SWAN!" The girl finally shouts, on the verge of hurtling towards the other two.
"I'm BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!" the woman explodes, the killing curse on the tip of her tongue.
"BELLA!" Both the males shout and all four of them turn to stare at each other.
"I'm Bella." Bella states
"No, I am," the other Bella growls out.
"Err Bella...?" Edwards begins
"...Meet Bella!" Harry finishes.
A/N : LOL, hope you liked it. Review please.