Disclaimer: Me ? Not J.K , but I wish I was. *sighs*

Sneezing Denials

"Ok, add a pinch of that, and that, oh, and throw a little bit of that, aaaaaaannnnnnndddd were done." Remus said proudly. All of the Marauders were huddled in a corner in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom doing something marauder-ish.

"What exactly is this Moony?"Sirius asked irritated 'I had to cancel 'important things to do' ehem, (snogging random bimbos), just to help Moony finish this-whatever this is, oh, and he said there were gonna be snacks. He lied. Bad Moony.'

"This gents is puluis amore." Remus exclaimed, smirking proudly. 'You did good ol'chap, you did good.'

The marauders watched Remus watching his invention, smiling weirdly at it. "And I thought I was the weird one." Sirius mumbled to James and Peter, who sniggered but immediately silenced themselves as Remus shot them a death glare.

"Moony what exactly does it do?"James inquired.

"Well Prongs, with this magical dust we could finally find out the person who loves you truly, so you can just stop chasing Lily and also to prevent ourselves from hexing our ears off so that we cannot hear you mope about how miserable you are because Lily hates you so much and how shiny her hair is." He said bluntly. Sirius burst out laughing.

"Moony…tired…moping…your stupid…finally…cracked." he managed to say between bouts of laughter. James pouted and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Fine, but are you sure this would work?" James asked the grinning werewolf.

"Well why we don't try it out." Remus said throwing some into Sirius' direction.

"ACHOO! What the- ? ACHOO! Moony wha- ACHOO!"

"What is happening? Why is he sneezing? He is supposed to glow like a star!" Remus said stomping his feet clearly disappointed. James was snickering at Sirius and Peter asked, "H-ho-how long will his sneezing fit last?"

"Uh , about five minutes I guess."Remus answered, rubbing his temples watching the sneezing idiot. 'What did he do now?'

5 minutes later…

"I'm innocent!"Sirius declared. The others just rolled their eyes and snorted."Yeah right , Sirius."

Sirius sighed."Ok, so I 'accidentally' put a wee bit – oh fine - a lot of pepper in it. At least it works, huh, Prongs, now you know that I truly love you." He said trying to charm his way out.

James shrugged."Well it does work. Come on , let's go sprinkle the girls with this and go find my true love !" 'Please let it be Lily, please let it be Lily' he said crossing his fingers and wishing on his lucky stars.

After an hour of sprinkling love dust all over the girl's dormitories in the Gryffindor Tower, the marauder's waited for a sneeze just from one gal , the one who will help them and James about their Lily problem.

After a few seconds , "ACHOO ! Merlin be- ACHOO! AAAAACCCCCHHHHOOOOO!"

Sirius chuckled, "Here she comes. Wow this girl must like you a lot, she's sneezing like mad! Congratulations Prongs your true love is - EVANS?"

"Wha- ACHOO are you id—ACHOO , on ab—AAACCCHHHOOO !"

"It's Evans ?" James exclaimed feeling ecstatic. 'I knew she was just in denial. HA! '

Remus and Sirius groaned. "You know what Moony, I do think we should hex our ears off."

"Right behind you mate."

AAAACCHHHOOO! I sneezed too , i'm James' true love . HEY ! Darn it.

So ? How was it ? Did you sneeze too ? :)

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