Gimli rushed at the ring and raised his axe. His hand slipped and he knocked himself out.
"As I was saying, the ring can only be destroyed in Mount Doom," Elrond dragged in a small box and pulled a string. Mount Doom spung up. Elrond tossed the ring it, Mount Doom erupted and destroyed Rivendell, killing everyone.
Saroun: Damnit! At least I got to watch that idiot kill himself, even if my ring was destroyed.
Random dwarf next to Sauron: Elves are idiots.
Sauron: How'd you get here?
Nazgul except for Witch King: Witch King, you do the honors.
Witch King: [stabs random dwarf with morgul blade, dwarf becomes ringwraith]
Sauron: Excellent: We now have another servant
Dwarf: accidently cuts of legs with sword
Sauron: Damnit! I can't afford a wheel chair right now!