Joanna:Hey guys! This is Bleach truth or dare! But since truth is really boring, we're just doing the dare part!
Jing: You're evil…
Joanna: Why do you think I'm here??
Jing: Good point… Neither me or Cool owns Bleach!
Ichigo: Who the hell are you?
Joanna: Your worst nightmare… MUAHAHAHAHA
Ichigo: Oh, Shinigami.
Jing: You should really run away…
Joanna: Too late, you're already in our trap! IT'S TRUTH OR DARE TIME!!!!!!
(Rukia, Uryu, Orihime, Renji, and others appear in a puff of smoke)
Rukia, Uryu, Orihime, Renji, and others: WHAAAA ARE WE DOIN HERE?!?!
Ichigo: Guys, run! It's a trap!
Joanna: Too late, MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Jing: I have nothing to do with this… I'm just the camera-girl.
Joanna: Hello, we will be your truth or dare hosts today, MUAHAHA, oh, I mean, welcome. First dare, I dare Ichigo to bite Hitsugaya and run around the Soul Society, yelling what he tastes like.
Ichigo: NO (censored)-ing WAY!!!!.
Jing: (holds knife to Ichigo's throat)(in really deep and scary voice) You'll do it!
Ichigo: (sweatdrop) O-Okay…
Hitsugaya: Don't I have a say in this?
Jing: (bangs Hitsugaya on the head with a potato) NO! YOU ARE THE OBJECT OF THE DARE! SILENCE!!!!!!!
Joanna: (Holds Ichigo's head and brings him to Hitsugaya) Bite.
Ichigo: -bites- ICK!!!!! HE TASTES LIKE COLD WATERMELON!!!!
Jing: Good to know, now announce it to Soul Society! (uses her black magic to transport Ichigo to Soul Society)
Ichigo: (arrives at Soul Society) What? (runs away)
Joanna: He ran away from the dare… He must die!!!!! (tackles Ichigo and bangs him on the head with a stuffed monkey)
Ichigo: -dies- -revives- You'll never get me alive!!!!!!
Jing: Just do the dare…
Ichigo: FINE! (runs around Soul Society) HITSUGAYA TASTES LIKE COLD WATERMELON!!!!!!
Momo: (nosebleed)
Ichigo: THERE!!
Jing: Good boy, next dare!
Joanna: I dare Orihime to… feed Byakuya her cooking.
Orihime: OK!
Byakuya: Holy sweet Shinigami… Someone help me…
Rukia: Wait! This is dangerous! Nii-sama could die!
Joanna: So you wanna take his place?
Rukia: …Let him die.
Orihime: Byakuya-kun! I made a special dish for you! Look, it's fried squid with ice cream and orange juice on it! Doesn't it look good?
Byakuya: -stares- My (censored-ing censored censor censor) Holy (censored censor censor-ing censor) That looks like Mayuri's Bankai…
Orihime: That's what it was modeled after!
Byakuya: Sweet baby Shinigami! (runs away)
Joanna: Why, oh why does everyone run away from the dare?! (tackles Byakuya and force-feeds him the food)
Byakuya: I'M DYING!!!! I'M DYING AND… it tastes good… like… happiness!
Orihime: Yay! Byakuya-kun likes it!
Byakuya: Yes, I do!!!!(giggles)
Joanna: Holy (censor) did Byakuya just giggle?
Jing: I believe he's drunk from Orihime's concoction. It'll wear off in a while.
Joanna: Meanwhile, let's do another dare! I dare Renji to feed his Bankai a red pineapple.
Renji: Ne?? How??
Jing: Activate your Bankai, feed it. Simple enough.
Renji: No, I mean, where do I get a red pineapple?
Joanna: Paint a pineapple red, duhhhhhh.
Renji: Where do I get the pineapple?
Jing: (smiles evilly) You have to figure that out yourself… and you only have 2 minutes.
Renji: We're in Soul Society!! Where in Soul Society is there a pineapple?!
Jing: One and a half minutes.
Renji: (runs off to find a pineapple)
Joanna: What happens when time runs out?
Jing: I bang him on the head with this conveniently placed pineapple that was right under his seat! Hey, it's even painted red!
Joanna: And you call me evil?
Jing: Yes. FORTY SECONDS, RENJI!!!!!
Renji: (from a distance) SHUT UP!!!!!!
Joanna: Should we tell him about the pineapple?
Jing: Nahhhh…
Renji: (comes back) I can't find a pineapple!!!
Jing: Well then, I'll just have to… (bang him on the head with a red pineapple) Renji could not do his dare and has to do another one for compensation!
Byakuya: Oh, Renji! (giggles) You look so funny with that red pineapple on your head!
Renji: That's… my… HAIR!!!!!
Joanna: Moving on! I dare Renji to… Sing Baby Got Back in front of the whole Soul Society!
Renji: NO!
Jing: And look, here's a convenient little stage, right here!
Joanna: And, what do you know! Jing already sent out invitations!
(people start coming to watch Renji sing Baby Got Back)
Jing: You have no choice. Sing the song. (pushes Renji onto the stage, hands him a mic, and turns on the music)
Renji: (sings extremely out of tune) I like big butts and I cannot lie… La dee da… umm yeah.
Joanna: Eh, we'll take that. Next dare! I dare Rukia to kiss a monkey.
Rukia: Where's the monkey?
Jing: Right here! (holds up gorilla) Kiss him!
Rukia: I'd rather die.
Joanna: It's either the gorilla, or…(dramatic pause)… Kon. Take your pick.
Rukia: I choose… the gorilla.
Kon: NO!!!! WHY NIISAN?!?!
Rukia: -kisses gorilla-Oh holy…(censor)
Joanna: And that's all for today! You can request dares but the next story will be on Sombody Cool's account! (this forces you to go back and forth between profiles to read the story ;D. We're EVIL!!!!)
Joanna and Jing out!