I was sitting in my room working on the fourth chapter of my Death note and Mortal Instruments Crossover called Singing in the Rain when I randomly started wondering "What happened when Alec took Jace's place at Magnus's house in City of Ashes when they are going to the Court of Seelie?"

Possible OOC on Alec's part but it is friggin funny!

The first part is directly from CoA, page 148 & 149.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my sick and twisted ideas.

Magnus's POV

"There is no chance I'm going to let you do this, Alec," Jace said in a dangerous voice. "I'll wrestle you to the ground if I have to."

"While that does sound tempting," I said, flipping my long sleeves back, "there is another way."

"What other way? This is a directive from the Clave. I can't just weasel out of it."

"But I can." I grinned. "Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope. I specifically enchanted the contract with the Inquisitor so that I could let you go for a short time if I desired, as long as another Nephilim was willing to take your place."

"Where are we going to-Oh," Alec said meekly. "You mean me."

Jace's eyebrows shot up. "Oh, now you don't want to go to the Seelie Court?"

Alec flushed. "I think it's more important for you to go than me. You're Valentine's son, I'm sure you're the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming."

Jace glared at him.

"Maybe not at the moment," Alec amended. "But you're usually charming. And fairies are very susceptible to charm."

"Plus, if you stay here, I've got the whole first season of Gilligan's Island on DVD," I said.

"No one could turn that down," said Jace. He still wouldn't look at Clary.

"Isabelle can meet you in the park by Turtle Pond," said Alec. "She knows the secret entrance to the court. She'll be waiting."

"And one last thing," I said, jabbing a ringed finger at Jace. "Try not to get yourself killed in the Seelie Court. If you die, I'll have a lot of explaining to do."

At that, Jace broke into a grin. It was an unsettling grin, less a flash of amusement than the gleam of an unsheathed blade. "You know," he said, "I have that that's going to be the case whether I get yourself killed or not."

Community Stalker POV

That is where CC's work ends and Pyro Girl's begins.

Magnus's POV

"Do we really have to watch Gilligan's Island?" Alec asked.

"Of course not, darling," I said flopping down next to him on the couch, "I was thinking we could do something along the lines of …" I started say before he suddenly kissed me. When we broke apart I said, "I was thinking SCRABBLE but I like you're idea better."

"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that. But I just couldn't find the courage to do it in front of the others, I'm sorry." Alec said looking down.

I cleared the roughly three inches in between us and hugged him and said, "It's okay, whenever you're ready." (Brief A/N: That statement shall backfire in CoG)

He looked up at me and smiled as I gently kissed him on the forehead. Those beautiful blue eyes stared into mine silently until he asked, "Can we go somewhere more, um, comfortable?"

A grin appeared across my face, "Well, aren't we just full of ourselves today, Alexander?"

"Well, actually, that was just implied by your perverted mind. This isn't exactly most comfortably padded couch in New York and my ass is going to sleep from sitting here so long."

"Well, how about a compromise? We turn my perverted idea into a more comfortable place for you," I said, hoping he would blush. It is so damn cute when he does that. He rolled his eyes and stood up and went to walk off, since my bedroom and my kitchen are in the same direction, I figured he was going to get something to eat.

Alec's POV

It is fun to mess with Magnus so I, being the sweet boyfriend that I am, made him think I was going to get something to eat when I suddenly turned around and said, "Well, are you coming?" I swear I have never seen him stand up so fast.

So, should I continue with other chapters or leave it as a one-shot.

There is only one way to tell me.

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