Hello person or people reading this! Its sorta weird that your looking at our fanfiction out of the billion Harry Potter ones out there. We gurantee 100 that you will piss yourself from cracking up so hard(we almost did...well Olive did actually xD). But Dumbledore..is sorta noobish. So sometimes, he'll talk like a complete noob and sometimes he'll talk all normal, so don't think any of us are noob by making him talk noob. Also, there is ALOT and I repeat ALOT of cursing glares at Sirius. Sirius uses the f-word in every sentence practiclly so please don't read this fanfiction and then flame on us for cursing to much, because we warned you and we'll warn you again. THE CURSING IS HIGH!!!!! Thank you, and enjoy. My screenames are butt3rflyk1ss0x and FuturexxDelight..also MrsMalfoy760. Selene's is MoOnAnGeLx0x...so if you want to contact us, you can from there
Olive and Selene
Chapter 1
TheChosenOne: yoooo)
PurebloodPrince: Who the fucks this?
TheChosenOne: Ur loverrrrrrrrr 3
PurebloodPrince: Olive??
TheChosenOne: Yeah..yeah, lets go with that
PurebloodPrince: Whys your screename 'The Chosen One'?
TheChosenOne: Uh...I can think of many reasons, but I'd rather not say them...
PurebloodPrince: Alright...well can I ask you a question?
TheChosenOne: Depends..what kind of question?
PurebloodPrince: A question only Olive would know.
TheChosenOne: Er...okay
PurebloodPrince: Okay...what kind of condom do I prefer?
TheChosenOne: What the fuck?
PurebloodPrince: Oh right...I don't use them.
PurebloodPrince: Marco
TheChosenOne: Polo
PurebloodPrince: Okay, it's you)
TheChosenOne: Okay ..
PurebloodPrince:Hey, I am going to put you in a chatroom with Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy, hold on..okay?
TheChosenOne:Um...
PurebloodPrince: Wait..hold on 5 minutes, brb
TheChosenOne: Okay
TheChosenOne: I love you
PurebloodPrince: I love you too)
PurebloodPrince Went Away
TheChosenOne: Wow...dream come true
Auto Response From PurebloodPrince: I'm away..deal with it...
You have been invited to Chatroom Number 203959844203490
TheChosenOne has entered room.
PurebloodPrince has entered room.
alaskancrabbe has entered room.
goyleboyle has entered room.
PansyFlowerx3 has entered room.
goyleboyle: yo my fo
PansyFlowerx3: Goyle, please stop talking like your a gangster o-O
goyleboyle: but i am a gansta yo
PurebloodPrince: Wtf, goyle?
goyleboyle: sry
alaskancrabbe: hey whos thechosenone?
PurebloodPrince: Olive
PansyFlowerx3: But I thought "The Chosen One" was Potter?
alaskancrabbe: yea i thought so too boss
PurebloodPrince: Oh, right...Olive, if this is you, what's Potter's s/n?
TheChosenOne: Um...I think his is 'GayBoyfriend101'
PurebloodPrince: Oh...Potter's gay?
TheChosenOne: Yeah
PansyFlowerx3: is suspicious Did you ask her...?
PurebloodPrince: Yeah, I did. She said Polo.
PansyFlowerx3: Oh, okay. In that case, welcome, Olive!
goyleboyle: yo
alaskancrabbe: what?
goyleboyle: nuttin i jus said yo cant a fella get a yella in this hollaback town?
PurebloodPrince: Goyle, three words: What.The.Fuck?
goyleboyle: dude can i borrow ur papas pimp cane for a lil bit?
PurebloodPrince: No...
TheChosenOne: GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PansyFlowerx3: What?
TheChosenOne: Scientific tests have proved that using the pill is safer than using a condom!!!!!
PansyFlowerx3: And I'm pretty sure you know from your own experiences too...
TheChosenOne: grins
alaskancrabbe: im bored. lets invite more peepz...hey whos 'SlytherinxPride'? they just popped onto my buddy list
TheChosenOne: Um...
goyleboyle: i dunno home brotha lets bring em in damn straighttttttttt
alaskancrabbe: goyle stop it
goyleboyle: make me
PurebloodPrince: Goyle, stop it
goyleboyle: ok
alaskancrabbe: wtf...?
SlytherinxPride has entered room.
SlytherinxPride: Hey, everyone! )
PansyFlowerx3: Who's this?
alaskancrabbe: yea whos this?
goyleboyle: yha who dis???????
PurebloodPrince: Goyle...
SlytherinxPride: rolls eyes I would think you'd know who I was by now. And let's try to keep the language rated PG, Malfoy.
PansyFlowerx3: ...?
goyleboyle: wtf wht is this shit??????????????????
alaskancrabbe: stalker! runs and hides
SlytherinxPride: gives Crabbe nachos to hide with Why are you all hiding and scared?? Yeah, this is a new s/n, but I thought you would know...
PurebloodPrince: Marco
SlytherinxPride: POLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PurebloodPrince: Olive?
SlytherinxPride: claps Someone got it! You deserve an A++++ )
PansyFlowerx3: If you're Olive...
TheChosenOne: Then who the hell am I?
PurebloodPrince: What the fuck? It IS Potter!
TheChosenOne: Yeah...about that...I thought you said you loved me!!!
PurebloodPrince: That's when I thought you were Olive, you sick gay bastard!
TheChosenOne: sniffs hurtfully I'm sorry...
SlytherinxPride: Malfoy, how dumb are you? You thought Harry was ME?
PurebloodPrince: But...but...he said polo!!!
SlytherinxPride: God, you people are sad...
PansyFlowerx3: Potter, we're going to kill you in your sleep.
TheChosenOne: OO
SlytherinxPride: Aw, that's mean.
goyleboyle: slit yo throat wide open yo
alaskancrabbe: for once i agree with goyle...slit potters throat!
TheChosenOne: Why do you want to slit my throat open anyways? O:-)
goyleboyle: OO fuck yoself potter
PansyFlowerx3: Your pointless...but we're gonna do it anyways!
PurebloodPrince: Get out Potter
SlytherinxPride: Um..Malfoy, I don't think he's going to get out...
TheChosenOne: Yeah you can't get me out by force either, you can't get kicked out of the chatroom;-)nudge
alaskancrabbe: hes right tho boss. you cant get out of a chatroom by force, but i g2g, bye
goyleboyle: Fo sho
PurebloodPrince: grunts
PansyFlower: Well, how about if Malfoy makes another chatroom, and no one can invite Potter into it. Anyways..I got to go, I'll talk to MOST of you later.
PurebloodPrince: I guess we can make another one. And bye guys.
PurebloodPrince has left the room
PansyFlower has left the room
alaskancrabbe has left the room
goyleboyle has left the room
SlytherinxPride: Bye Harry...
SlytherinxPride has left the room
TheChosenOne has left the room