A/N: Yeah, the gods/goddesses are made up in this story as I see fit. I apologize if I offend anyone. This is supposed to be funny and not meant to harm anyone (except maybe Fate cause it's an ass).

Disclaimer: Death Note is not mine. (Told ya Fate was an ass.)

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Fight the Fate

By Demon's Cherry Blossom

In which Misa yells at Fate… Literally

Misa Amane/Lindy Burns/Cleo Jones/ etc. stared at the outside world knowing exactly what time it was and what was to happen… oh say, in five minutes. It had happened hundreds of times before with no different outcome. The detective would die first, soon followed by the murderer, and a year later his accomplice would die. It was the same old tune. Seriously, the detective died the same day, at the same time, of a certain amount of days since he had met the murderer. It was like Hollywood, only worse. At least Hollywood gave different characters with different parts and tried to change it. Fate… Not so much. The murderer and detective were always guys and the accomplice was always a girl. It was pissing her off.

She sighed again. The novelty of loving her precious "Raito-kun" was getting old.

In short Misa was pissed. A light bulb suddenly turned on and Misa was standing there smiling evilly.

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She looked at her stopwatch; making sure that no one was dead yet. And exactly one minute before L/Lawliet/Ryuuzaki/Joe/Bob/etc. was scheduled to die she screamed as loud as she could.

"FATE YOU ASSHOLE, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

She felt rather than saw L/Lawliet/Ryuuzaki/Joe/Bob/etc. and Raito/Bruce/Clark/Billy/etc. run into the room. What she saw was a teenage boy descend from the heavens, looking heavenly in his long white robes.

"Cut the crap Fate, you're here to talk about how you jilted me, asshole."\

Fate smiled that smug smile all teenagers smile (and those of you reading this and being teenagers are smiling that smile right about… now) "Ah Miss Amane, one of my finer creations-"

"Don't take credit for Chance's work, asshole."

"Is there something wrong Miss Amane?"

"Yes, now sit down and stay still." Misa then proceeded to yell at Fate.

"How dare you make us repeat the same lifecycle over and over again-"

"-For Christ's sake, you could have set me up with Ryuuzaki for once and I wouldn't give a-"

She continued for another 2 hours or so. And when Fate moved to collect Ryuuzaki, Misa pulled out a rather large book from nowhere and pointed triumphantly at the small print, reading clearly,

"If a god/goddess has failed to collect their soul after the soul's predestined expire date, then the god/goddess must give the soul their original lifespan in double"

Fate cursed and left. Down from the heavens descended a goddess, Chance.

"Hey Misa, can I have the book back now?"

"Sure, we still having dinner at your place tomorrow?"

"You bet."

"See you."

"See ya."

When Misa turned around she couldn't see the boys, so she left the room. Silly Misa never did hear the thud of them hitting the floor.

End.