All I want is a katamari

One of my very own.

I would love it forever

Even if it were made of stone.

I would roll up bugs

And those yummy bagel things!

I would roll up rugs

And a big diamond ring!

I would get a turtle to ride on

He would be my best friend

I would get a a pack of white crayons

To dance with and sing.

But I am just a Cousin

Lowly and unrefined

So I really fear that

A katamari won't be mine.

All I want is a katamari

I would take good care of it

I'd make sure it was never

Bumped bruised, or bit.

I would roll up an ocean of fish

And some chips, too!

This is my sincere wish

And I know it's yours, too!

Who hasn't wanted to roll?

To be able to take the world with you?

To live life without the toll

Of not having 900 pairings of shoes?

But we're just lowly Cousins

Unrefined and unloved

Sorry to say, we aren't

Getting a katamari from above.

Yet, I still want one...