This is the story of a tall dark handsome man with a tragic past. He is the perfect bad ass that everyone loves. And he is in no way at all based off of me. nope not at all.
It was a sunny day and Ian buzz saw star killer the forth was standing outside of the crimson lance HQ when out of no were Lilith ran up to him.
"Ohhhh my gaaawd Ian you is so sexy will you please make out with me in the armory?!"
"Sorry Lilith but I'm too dark and tragic so you are gonna have to wait 26 chapters for me to get my emotional problems under control."
It was at that moment that a super bad ass loader fell out of the sky and started attacking people around sanctuary.
"Looks like its time for me to go to work" Ian ran at the loader armed with nothing more than a spoon. And he STABBED the loader right in its face. It sparked and and buzzed for several seconds until it blew up.
"Look at me I'm such a self indulgent bad ass but I'm also deep and sensitive on the inside" he said "now I'm gonna cry in private until one of the other characters asks me whats wrong." So he ran off to his private room and started crying.
"waaaaah I've got problems!" His whining was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Go away I don't want to talk." he said.
"Its me Mordecai, I've got to talk to you so the author can establish an emotional connection through weak dialog with me."
"No save it for the next chapter which won't be uploaded for another 4 years and will only contain 100 words."
oh look its an authors note I can complain about my personal life down here. Oh well its not like anyone actually reads these things.