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A/N: So like, I'm addicted to this until now…and when I listen to it I thought of this and giggle to myself. XD So I hope you guys did too. LOL.

Nana had the table served. The food was steamy and smelled delicious.

Tsuna, Lambo and I-pin were already drooling over the food.

Reborn and Bianchi were talking as usual, with Bianchi giggling like a love struck high school girl.

Then the door opens. "Dad's home…!" Tsuna grinned and greeted his dad, Iemitsu who patted his son on the head.

Nana gave her husband a sweet smile. "Welcome home."

Then they sat down for dinner. They talked, chatted and laughed like a happy family.

After dinner, all of them gathered in the living room for a night movie—it was Nana's request. She then went into the kitchen to cut some fruits.

"So Tsuna, how's school?" Iemitsu asked suddenly. Tsuna blinked. His father had never asked him about these.

"Um…fine." Was all he could say before focusing on the show again.

Then Nana came out, placing the plate of fruits on the table. Then she stabbed an apple with a fork and handed it to Iemitsu.

"I remember when we broke up, the first time. Saying, 'this is it, I've had enough', cause like, we haven't seen each other in a month… When you said you needed space…"

Iemitsu blinked. "What?"

Nana smiled ever so sweetly at her husband. She closes her eyes and continues, "Then you come around again and say, 'Baby, I missed you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me.' Remember how that lasted for a day?" Nana chuckled.

"I said, 'I hate you'. We break up, you call me; 'I love you'." Iemitsu was taken aback. What had happened to Nana? And since when she was a fan of…Taylor Swift?

"Oooh~ you guys call it off again last night but oooh, this time, she's telling you, she's telling you," Bianchi chimed in. Iemitsu looked baffled this time.

Nana took away the fork on Iemitsu hand and grinned at him. "We are never ever, ever getting back together! We are never ever, ever getting back together!"

"You go talk to you friends talk to her friends talk to her,"...Reborn too?!

"But we are never, ever, ever…getting back together…" Nana shook her head, as if feeling sad. She sat beside Iemitsu, patting him. "I'm really gonna miss you picking fights, and me; falling for for it screaming that I'm right."

Bianchi continues, "And you, would hide away and find your peace of mind, with some indie record that's much cooler than hers!"

"What…? Wait…Nana, what are you guys talking about?" the man looked confused. But he couldn't deny what Nana had just said. It was true.

"Oooh, you called mum up again just now but oooh, this time; she's telling you, she's telling you," Tsuna continues since he knew the lyrics. Well, let's just say Nana planned it all along.

"We…are never ever, ever getting back together…" Nana nods at Reborn. The infant nods again and took out a piece of paper.

"Sign this contract. Nana is asking for a divorce."

"What?! N-Nana?" the man looks at Nana with pleading eyes. "Is this true? We're…we're divorcing?"

Nana nodded. Iemitsu's heart shattered. "I used to think…that we were forever ever and you used to say, 'Never say never…'" Iemitsu mumbled sadly.

"NO! We are never ever, ever getting back together!" Nana snapped. And the rest of them chimed in by making 'oooh' sounds.

The very night, they got divorced. This will be the most memorable proposal for a divorce memory.

A/N: ….I failed at humour. Though I was laughing all the while typing this… -hides-