I dunno if I can make just one giant disclaimer, but I am anywyas!
Disclaimer: I, Annamae970 do not own Percy Jackson or Twilight! Nor do I want to own either of them, even if that would make me a gazillionaire. Because that would be too much work. Anyways, there are a couple of things you need to know before you read this story.
I tend to write in a non serious way.
I'm making fun of Twilight, not being all nice and lovey dovey about them.
I really could care less if you flame me, but if you do, please have it some worthwhile criticism, and not saying annoying things like "This is a chatspeak format. I'm reporting you!" and other crap like that. If you're planning on saying that, get the hell off of my story. Thanks!
I love you all! –Annamae970