Me: Hi! Okay this is my first self insert so be nice please. Oh also this is after the anime stops, I have only watched the anime so live with my creative side, k?

Koga: Why do I have to be here?

Me: Well it was either you or the mutt so…I chose the one less likely to lose his temper. (smiles at him)

Koga: What about him?(Points at Shippo who is sitting on my computer desk)

Me: Answer he's cute and knows how to tick Inuyasha off…which I'm gonna need later.

Shippo: Hi!

Me: Okay Koga…Do your job.

Koga: Grrrr…She only owns her characters, Briar and Chihime, but she insanely wishes she owned Inuyasha.

Me: On with the story!

"I hate this, I hate this, I hate this!" I said turning a corner, right into a dead end! "Shit!" I turned around and saw the group of boys from my class right behind me. Great, this is gonna hurt like hell. I thought, looking around. My eyes landed on an open manhole on my left. Okay, plan B! I jumped down the manhole and landed in a puddle of water. I looked up just in time to see the manhole cover slide into place.

"Jerks!" I whispered under my breath, "It's not like I have anywhere to go anyway. After all…my parents are still in Boise back in the US, and I'm in Japan. Whoop-de-doo." I sighed and straitened my legs. "I hate today." I said as I began walking through the sewers. I stopped walking about a mile from where I had started and looked up, there was the manhole, right where it was supposed to be. I had been chased into the sewers so many times that I now had a map of the sewers in my head. The manhole that I was now under was the one in front of the Higurashi Shrine, where I was staying while I studied in Japan. I climbed the ladder and pushed the manhole cover out of the way. I climbed out of the sewers and put the manhole cover back in place. I walked into the house and looked around.

"Ms. Higurashi?" I yelled, no answer. I sighed and went into the kitchen, there was a note on the counter.

Dear Briar,

I hope you were not worried when you came in. I had an errand to do today so I wont be home till late. There is some ramen in the fridge if you get hungry.

Yours truly,

Ms. Higurashi

"Alrighty then." I said walking over to the fridge. There was some ramen there, just like she had said. I sighed and grabbed it, I didn't even bother to heat it up. I went up to the room that I was using, I looked around and found what I had been looking for. My favorite chapter book, Twilight, by Stephanie Meyers. I grabbed it and went outside, heading for the well.

I went inside the room and shut the door behind me. I sat down in a corner and began eating the ramen while I read the book, I was about three-fourths-of-the-way done with my ramen when I froze. Someone else was in there with me. I dropped my ramen and ran for the door but it was too late. Someone grabbed my ankles and made me fall flat on my face. They began dragging me closer to the well and I panicked. I thrashed against their grip but they were too strong. The next thing I know I'm looking at the ugliest face on earth! It reminded me of the centipede lady from Inuyasha. She hissed at me and I screamed.

"Get your hands off me!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, the lady's arms were instantly engulfed in flames. I stared in surprise and didn't even notice when she threw me away from her until I found my self plummeting towards the ground. I yelped and closed my eyes, my head hit the ground first.

"Owowowowowow!" I said grabbing the back of my head, "Stupid, F-ing centipede lady!" I sat up and ran my hand through my red hair and froze, I had cat ears. "Holy shit!" I said jumping up, that's when I saw where I was. It wasn't the shrine. Instead it looked like a clearing in a forest. The only thing I recognized was the well, and that only barely.

"Where in hell am I?" I said looking around, "And what the hell did I turn into?" I looked at myself, my skin was the only thing I recognized. Other than that I was completely changed. I wasn't wearing shoes, I was wearing tight Capri's, a tight t-shirt with netting under it that stopped just before my elbows, my nails looked like claws and oh yeah… I had cat ears and a tail! I felt my teeth and realized I now had fangs. Great. I turned into a demon! I sighed, normally I would be completely and totally ecstatic at the thought of being a demon now that it happened I was just freaked.

Now that just leaves the fact of where I am. I thought miserably, Okay then. Time to explore. I walked into the forest, and gasped. It was freaking huge! I smiled and thought to myself, Yay, I get to run! I loved running. Always have and always will. As long as no one ever forces me to. I hate being told what to do.

I ran through the forest and stopped, I had come to a village. I stared, it was like those old villages described in Japanese history. "Maybe someone here can tell me where I am." I said, walking toward the village. I yelped as an arrow came out of nowhere and almost hit me. I crouched down out of instinct and turned to see where the arrow had come from, I didn't have to look far. Just ahead of me were about fifty soldiers with swords and bows and arrows. All of which were pointed at me.

"Die demon!" the one who seemed to be their leader yelled.

"Oh come on!" I yelled as I began running for my life, the soldiers followed firing arrows at me the whole time, "I don't even know where the heck I am! I just came to ask directions! Stop trying to kill me Bakas!"

"Stop it!" a female voice yelled from behind me. I turned and saw someone in a priestess outfit whit long black hair and a bow that was pointed at the soldiers. I looked at them and saw that they had obediently stopped, their weapons were still pointed at me though. "This is our village and you have no right to hurt this girl." she said, pointing in my direction. I looked around but couldn't see anyone else. She was talking about me.

"Demon lover!" their leader shouted, I hissed and felt my tail begin to bristle. "Protecting a demon who came from that cursed well!"

"It's not like I had much of a choice!" I whispered to myself, "Stupid centipede lady! First chance I get she's gonna get barbequed!" I looked up and saw the woman looking at me. She had brown eyes and a kind face. Why in hell dos she look so familiar? I almost shouted. Then a new scent reached my nose, dog. I looked around and saw another demon coming this way. Shit! I spun on my heel and began running, again. Now I was heading back towards the forest at top speed. As soon as I reached a tree I jumped on a branch and continued forward, jumping from branch to branch as I went.

Soon I made it to the clearing where the well was. "I want to go home!" I shouted at no one in particular. In fact I had expected to be totally alone. I wasn't.

"Hi." a young voice said behind me. I yelped and jumped three feet in the air. In the middle of my jump I spun around. I landed in a crouch and stared at the cute little fox demon we all know and love, Shippo.

"Why does everyone here seem to want to scare me to death." I mumbled under my breath. Okay it's official. I'm in the feudal era. Great.

Shippo stared at me for a few minutes, finally it got to be uncomfortable and I asked, "What?"

"Nothing it's just you don't seem like a normal demon." he said hurriedly.

"I'm not."

"Well I guess that shouldn't surprise me, considering you ran away from a half-demon." a new voice said from the edge of the clearing. Kagome stood there with Inuyasha standing right behind her. I noticed that his ears were twitching and I giggled.

"What!" he yelled at me.

"Nothing." I said innocently. He didn't buy it. He walked over to me and raised his arm to take a good whack at me. I however was too fast and I backflipped over him. I then kicked the back of his knees really hard, for those of you that don't know when someone kicks there your knees give out. Thank you mom for sending me to those stupid self-defense classes.

He fell forward on his face and I smiled. "I'm gonna pay for doing that but it was worth it." I said falling over with laughter. Shippo joined me soon after and I could see Kagome fighting to hold her laughter back.

"Why you little…" He yelled jumping up and turning towards me, I could see that he was planning on using the Tetsusaiga. I jumped up and got in a fighting stance. Turns out I shouldn't have bothered.

"Sit boy!" Kagome yelled, the shout echoed in the air for about five seconds before…Splat! I, of course, began laughing my head off.

"He really should have expected that." a new voice said. I spun around to see two people standing at the edge of the clearing. One was a demon hunter, Sango, the other was a monk, Miroku. Oh joy, I thought seeing the look Miroku was giving me, I forgot, he's a pervert.

As if on cue he came over to me and grabbed my hands. I squeezed my eyes shut and half smiled in annoyance. "Excuse me but," He said, "would you…" I didn't even let him finish. I slapped him.

I could almost hear my friend Chihime yelling, "Score!" Then I realized it wasn't my imagination. I spun and saw her sitting on the edge of the well with a triumphant gleam in her eyes.

"Chihime!" I yelled, I was totally stunned. Okay maybe it wasn't that big of a surprise but still! I stared at her and realized that she had changed as well. She was now wearing a silver skirt trimmed with light-grey fur, a silver tank-top and no shoes. She has pale skin and silver hair that complemented her ice-blue eyes. I then realized that her irises had become slits, and she had silver ears and a silver wolf's tail.

She was a wolf demon.

A wolf, a fox, a cat, a dog, and three humans.

This should be interesting.

Me: I enjoyed that.

Koga: Why'd you make her a wolf?

Me: It seemed to make sense me and my friend would have the traits of my two favorite animals. (slowly backing away towards the door)

Koga: (notices and runs behind me) You're not going anywhere.

Me: Damn jewel shards in the legs, I forgot!

Shippo: (as Koga starts beating the crap out of me) Well…uh…I guess that's it for the first chapter.

Me: Review please! (backflips over Koga and kicks the back of his knees) Ha!

Koga: Oh now you've done it! (falls flat on face then gets up) Now you're dead!

Me: (mumbles as I run away) Maybe Inuyasha would have been a better choice.