Chatper 1
It was a dark and stormy thursday afternoon in august, the trees were blowing lightly in a calming sort fo way. The sky was a light blue and itw as generally pretty pleasant outside.
My name;s Garfielf, and today's my 1 year anniversary of dating my boyfriend, Sornic. It was a special ocasion, cus it wawsntr MNonday( Which I Hate), so I put soime special lasagna flavored hair gell on my fur and sprayed some chi9li dog scented body spray on my soft leathery cat body. Suddenlly,,, There was a beeping at the door! I checked my special limited edition pocket watch based off of the Cartoon Network television series "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" amd, Gasp! The clock read 5:12pm! I was late to the anniversary dinner!
Quickly, with much many cat based haste, I hippity hoped into my special lasagnamobile and prayed to the lasagna gods for no trapphic.
After a short walk through the park of a drive down and up town I arrived at the reastaurant, only to discover that my sweet baby good blue boi was not there! Oh No! He must be upsett at me being so late….shit…
I reached into my cat pocket for my phone when suddenly,...a large bulbous sweatly gloved hand grasped my paw with delicate sexy tenderness of a bear…
I looked up and it was Sonic! My Love!
Before I could open my large gaping maw He planted a prickly hedgehog kiss onto my face hole.
"Heh...you're too slow c;" Sornig sayd, with a speedy wink.
"Like, sorry for bein late man. You know how the lasagna goes" I burred.
"I got us a table already, come on the foods getting cold" sonic took my hand and we walked into the reastaurant like furrys.
Chapter Two - The Begneging of the And
AN: Sonic is my real life ACTUALO father, pls dun hate ;-;
After a delishus and delictable meal, the two homosaxual lovers prepared to depart fot the evening endeavors. I looked over at the bill, ready to pay, when an oddity caught my eye.
"What the heckk?" I ejeculated
"What is it my meat boy?" sornig retorted, concerned.
"Like, man, it says we owe $420!" I barbed
"Whoat what? That is so way past uncool bro :c" sonic spoke, slightly upsetti, like some fallen spaghetti.
"Theres no wey 2 lovers chilidoggs came out that much man. Hey Waiter!" i called out with passion.
Quickly a waiter came to tend to our needs. He was a large portly man, with a large bulbous meat man body, and the sexiest of mustachios.
"Hehehe, Myeas how may I help you, fine furry fellows? :)c" the waiter said, with an ayg like presents about him.
Before I could reply, my dearest darling Sarnick jumped up in faster ways than I have seen before.
"Woah, what are YOU doing here egg BOY man!" sonic
Screached silently
"Woah man, do you like, know this guy?" I softly asked my blue baby boi bro.
"Oh we more than know each other hehehe" the bulbous mustachiod boy man chuckled.
"Like, what does he maen sornic?" I asked concertedly.
"I can tell you later man, we gotta get out of here first!" sonic yelled as he firmly grasped my soft and shitty fur body with the might of a titan.