Okay, so right now I'm pretty tired. Just took my sleeping pill and I can feel the effects. My mind has slowed down and my vision is all like woah. So let's see what happens when I write like this. (I can barely see the keyboard :P)
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Volume 1 Fantine
So this one time, in Toulon, a guy named Jean Valjean was on parole after being in jail for 19 years because he stole a loaf of bread and tried to escape a couple of times. At first, Valjean thought he was finally free. But then, Police Inspector Javert showed up and told him, "NO! You are not free, you never will be free, and if you ever break parole I will hunt you down for the rest of existance because reasons. Also, my name is Javert. Remember that." And then Valjean left and stole some silver from a kindly old bishop He was caught rather quickly, but the Bishop let him keep the silver as well as two freaking awesome candlesticks because God. So Valjean decided to become a better man. He moved to Montreuil-sur-Mer and did some stuff and eventually became the mayor as well as the owner of the most successful factory.
Fantine was a really pretty girl who had long blonde hair and pearly white teeth. She also had an illegitimate daughter whom she gave all her money to named Euphrasie that somehow ended up being called Cosette. Cosette's father had run off and then ends up becoming really fat. But Cosette didn't live with Fantine. Fantine had sent her off to live with the Thenardier family after having one conversation with Monsieur and Madame Thenardier. They treated Cosette horribly, but treated their own two daughters, Azelma and Eponine, like royalty. The Thenardiers never used any of the money Fantine sent on Cosette. They often hit her and made her clean. Anyway, so Fantine was really pretty and the factory foreman noticed this and he wanted her, but she refused because she's Fantine and she gets fired and then goes and sells her hair, some teeth, and then becomes a prostitute. At this point, she must have realised that if she had just slept with the factory foreman, none of this would have been a problem. DAMN IT FANTINE, YOU HAD ONE JOB! Oh and Fantine was also getting very sick and she was dying! She also almost got arrested because some guy wanted to buy her services but she didn't want him so shoved some snow down her dress and she scratched him. And then Javert came along and tried to arrest her. But then the kindly old mayor who was really Valjean but who called himself Madeleine brought her to the hospital and promised to bring her her daughter. But then Javert recognised Valjean because he saw him lift a heavy thing off of some villager and then remembered that he couldn't be Valjean because Valjean was already caught. He told this to Valjean who decided to stop having multiple personalities disorder and just be Valjean (instead of having an awesome life as mayor) and then he went and told the court that he's Valjean and that they should free that other guy. So they did.
Valjean went to the dying Fantine and promises that he'll look after her child. Fantine then died because of death. Javert walked in and was all like, "Get over here, bitch, I'm gonna arrest you." But then Valjean's all like,
"Bitch please, you can't arrest me." and he knocks him out and then goes to Montfermeil to get Cosette and Fantine gets thrown into a public grave.
And that's all you need to know about Volume 1