A/N: this won't really be worth your time I had writers block and nothing is happening to inspire me so I decided to set myself a challenge to write the worlds worst FanFiction ever so this is just my way of saying we are bored and need inspiration and also don't break the rules on purpose anyway I'll put this up specifically for flames so fire away.

Lame lame lame the day was lame but Sonic went out anyway along with his friends to save the day as usual. And Eggman made some random plan as usual.

Sonic: yo Tails let's go defeat Eggman

Tails: nah we'll just win

Eggman: wahhhh I give up

And Eggman loses as usual. Then Amy came and started chasing Sonic as usual but no robot kidnapped her.

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHH STOP CHASING ME CHASE SHADOW

Shadow: leave me out of this Faker

Amy: SOOOOOONNNNNIIIIICCCCCCCCC! I LOVE YOU

Tails: *sigh* I don't think this is over yet

Me: hey look I'm in the story!

Tamara: gee what a lame story this is.

Tails then decided to work on the tornado and upgrade it and Freedom Alto decided to help.

Freedom: so this goes here and that goes there hey maybe I can be a mechanic

Tails: watch out not there it's going to blow

Tails workshop blows up and Tails and Freedom blast off again. Tamara sighs and shakes her head then a meteorite crashes and out hops Cosmo

Cosmo: hmm I think I missed something

Me: nah just a real lame story

Tamara: anyone want to flame yet?

Me: go ahead this is here for that purpose

Cosmo holds up a sign 'I am not breaking the forth wall' it reads then Amy comes by dragging Sonic who's yelling something about twins not been in the contract. Then Chris comes.

Chris: will you fall in my pool and be my friend.

Then a little girl wakes up and says

Little Girl: wow random dream.

Stories over so let the flaming begin and please tell me how random it was because I'm a random fan!