Hey fellow Miraculers! Welcome to the first installment of my new series ''What SHOULD Have Happened in Miraculous Ladybug.'' Because as we all know, the show as great as it is has had characters be oblivious, cruel, not very bright which has led to many high jinks and illogical acts. But some you may not have noticed...until now!

And here to shed light on the irrationality of our heroes exploits is my good Kwami friend, NooWaay!(enters Owl-themed Kwami from side stage)

NooWaay: Thanks for having me here! I was very glad to elected to do this. I mean there was no way we could let this slide, amirite?''

(Crickets chirping)

NooWaay: Hmph. Everyone's a critic.

Me: It's okay buddy, get em with your owl-wisdom level insight. BTW, we own nothing except I own NooWaay. On with the show!

Ch.1: The Bubbler

Marinette, having just woken up, is walking down the stairs with a gift in her hands while her mom is in the kitchen drinking tea.

''Marinette, don't forget to clean your room after school today.''

''Mom! It's Friday, and I'm already doing something with Alya.

''Fine, I'll go ahead and clean it, but don't blame me if I come across any of your private stuff, like your e-mails, your diary-

Marinette gets a nervous expression on her face. ''Okay! I'll do it, I'll do it. She then goes up to her mom, gives her a kiss, and starts to leave.

NooWay then flies up to Sabine, slightly startling her. ''Well?''

''Well what?'' Sabine asked with a raised eyebrow.

''I mean, you're concerned about her diary and emails, but not the other stuff?''

''What other stuff?'' Sabine said, perplexed. ''Damn, he's onto me!''

NooWaay facepalmed. ''I get the feeling we'll be coming back to this.''

(Trust me guys, we will ;)

….

Marinette stood nervously in front of Adrien holding a wrapped box, which was the young model's birthday gift. '' I, uh, I wanted to, umm, gift you a make-– I mean, gift you a give I made- I mean…''

The half-Chinese girl's stammering was interrupted by Chloé, who yawned while Marinette was talking and then gives her a shove, ''Out of the way. Happy birthday, Adrien!'' She exclaimed, throwing herself onto him and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Mwah!

Adrien, in a surprised voice uttered, ''Yeah, thanks Chloe.''

''Wait wait, hold on?'' NooWaay said, swooping into Adrien's face. ''Are you seriously gonna ignore that Chloe here just straight up assaulted your friend? I mean she straight up just shoved her to the floor, and then placed a clearly unwanted smooch on you as well. I'm no lawyer but don't you think you might want to report the physical assault and sexual harassment?''

Adrien rubbed his chin thoughtfully. ''Nah.''

….

Adrien's limousine pulled up to the school to pick him up. ''Gotta go. Photoshoot.'' Adrien said solemnly as he climbed into the limo and it drove off.

''Looks like I have some business to take care of with Adrien's old man.'' Nino said, beginning to walk in the direction of the Agreste mansion. A blur of brown floated in front of him, it was NooWaay. ''Easy buddy. Listen, I'm gonna tell you now you don't want to do that. Especially since there's better options.''

''Like what?'' Nino asked?

''Well it's pretty clear Adrien's dad is kinda strict and likely won't appreciate his decisions being questioned by a child. But if you really want to celebrate his birthday, why not have something here at the school?''

''Really?''

''Yeah. Think about it. You guys could bring a cake, maybe cupcakes and a few gifts and at lunch sing happy birthday to him and give him presents. And the best part is for one you could just surprise Adrien with it to avoid any conflict with Gabriel, if he even finds out, and it's the fact that you have plenty of time for that at lunch since in France your lunch breaks lat up to two hours.(Yes it's a fact, look it up) Plus you already do something similar for your teacher Mrs Bustier on her birthday, right?''

Nino slapped his forehead. ''Wow, I never thought of that before. Thanks for the idea, dude. I get a feeling I dodged a major bullet if I had gone through with my original idea.

NooWaay nodded, ''Trust me, you did.''

….

By the Place des Vosges, Nino is sitting on a bench, looking angry. He starts blowing bubbles with his bubble wand, frustrated at Mr Agreste's attitude. Just then he saw a small child being pulled along by an older man who was clearly his father.

''But, Daddy, please!'' the boy begged.

''No, it's not playtime. You've got your chores to do.''

Nino looks on angrily. ''Ugh. Adults ruin everything all the time.''

''Is that so?'' NooWaay said. Nino jumped at seeing the Kwami on his shoulder. ''Are you kidding me?! Adults are always trying to keep kids from doing fun stuff!''

''AND dangerous stuff.''

''Huh?'' Nino said scratching his head.

''Sure Adrien's dad might be really uptight, but some adults are way more chill like Marinette's parents. And plus adults also do things like provide kids with food, shelter and clothing. They buy you gifts. Help you with your homework, take time off work to take you to the doctor, work overtime to provide you both with necessities and luxuries. Sure not all adults are good but alot aren't. Plus there's adults who are teachers and doctors, and those who are police, soldiers,and firefighters who often risk their lives on a regular basis to help people including kids. Plus all the things you enjoy like TV, computers, headphones, videogames and so on were developed by adults who had to go through many years of grueling college education and a hefty amount of student debt. And then you have-''

Yep, Akuma victims definitely don't think things through, lol.

….

Nino, now akumatized as the Bubbler flies in and crouches on a roof top.

''No more adults means total freedom! This is SOOO sweet! Off the hook!'' He then takes out his bubble sword and flies over Paris, leaving a trail of purple bubbles behind him.

The bubbles start capturing adults, then turning green and flying away while citizens scream. NooWaay then flies up to the Bubbler. ''Um Bubbler is it?''

The multi colored villain turned to the small creature. ''Yeah? What is it?''

''I mean I know you're akumatized and some might say your villain gimmick is pretty silly but what you are doing is actually gonna be way more damaging than you think.''

''How?''

''Well you just released all these bubbles to capture every adult in the city right? Now Paris has an area of 41 square miles and according to the 2010 cenus a population of 2,206,488. With adults making up the majority, that means that there will be many adults will be taken away from sick children they are trying to tend to or take to the hospital, and the same goes for doctors, nurses and paramedics tending to patients. Police officers arresting dangerous criminals or searching for lost kids, firefighters putting out a blaze, and kitchen fires starting due to food being left unattended.

''Well, I mean-''

''Plus there's pregnant mothers going into labor or giving birth taken away from their hospital rooms and elderly people being interrupted form taking their life saving medication, vehicles and machinery being left operating without a driver at the controls. Basically I'm calculating a metric fuck ton of collateral damage and civilian casualities. Good thing Ladybug has her world healing wave, or this show would be alot more depressing.''

''And I'm sure your friends and classmates also wouldn't like seeing their parents being swept away like that never to be seen again. Like that girl Sabrina in your class who's father Roger seems to be her only family.''

Bubbler paused for a moment then shrugged. ''Oh well I'm akumatized so…'' And then the villain took off without another word. ''Figures.'' The owl Kwami said.

….

''Yours truly.'' Ladybug said, having switched the records to the Bubbler's DJ board. Just then her alarm began beeping again. ''Better bug out quick before I change back to normal.'' She jumps out of the balcony to the outside of Agreste Mansion, landing on the sidewalk. ''Spots off.'' Marinette then changes back to normal. Tikki comes out of the earrings and lands on her hands.''

''Marinette!''

''It was an emergency.''

''Yeah, if by emergency, you mean jealousy. You know what happens once you use your Lucky Charm. You only have minutes before-–''

''Um excuse me?'' The two turned to see NooWaay floating beside them. ''Hey, um I just wanted to give you a heads up if you didn't know already.''

''Know what?'' Marinette asked.

''Well alot of the time when you need to transform, you don't do a very good job of hiding yourself. Sure sometimes you do good by choosing an empty closet or stairwell, but other times you just hide behind a display stand or bush which only provides a blind spot at one angle. Heck, now you've done it right in the open. Sure there's no one around right now, but with this being the digital age there's bound to be tons of CCTV and surveillance cameras in enough places to spot you. Especially with this highly secure million euro mansion. Which means…''

Marinette looked at Tikki and then her eyes widened. ''Oh s# *!''

It was at this moment Mari knew, she fucked up.

And that concludes the first installment! This was very fun to write and I hope you enjoyed it as well. As for how I came up with this series, it was inspired by a similar series for Avatar: The Last Airbender. Anyway, read, review and stay tuned for more! Peace!