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"I like burritos" Juan Carlos said as he finished off his delicious Mexican dinner.

Suddenly a car was thrown through the house and it crushed his entire family.

"No! Mi familia!" He cries as tears streamed down his face. A large green elephant peered through the hole in his house and trotted away. Juan looked out at the city to see a fierce battle was raging just outside of the rubble he once called a home.

"Ha! You idiot Titans couldn't hurt a baby moose hopped up on acid!" Said a strange man wearing a red cloak and tap dancing shoes.

"What is this guy talkin' about?" Cyborg asked before another car was thrown at him.

"Apparently he thinks we don't do anything but sit around; let's show him what we can do. Titans, Go!" That was Robin; he threw a few birdarangs at the cloaked man who dodged them easily.

"Ha-ha! You foolish children have no concept of how powerful I am!"

But just as he uttered the last word he was hit by a tree. "And you need to watch your surroundings." Raven encased another tree with her power and sent it hurdling towards him.

"At least I know how to fake an opponent out," The man said under his breath. He looked up with fire in his eyes and the tree burst into flame. Raven let out a muffled cry as she fell to the ground. Her arm was seared and smelt of burnt flesh.

"That was not a nice thing that you have done to my friend!" Starfire announced as she launched a barrage of her green energy at the stranger. When the smoke was cleared he was no where to be seen. "I do not believe I have ever completely incinerated an opponent before." She said while a vine slowly crept up towards her from the ground.

"Eep!" she managed to say before it had completely bound her.

"Star!" Robin yelled and began to throw a birdarang before he was constricted by another of the creepers.

"No!" Beast Boy looked around to see that Cyborg and Raven were now like-wise restrained. "Where are they coming from?" He noticed another one approaching him and managed to get into the air before it could catch him.

"Beast Boy, get away and warn the other Tit-" Robin was cit off by the creeper closing off the rest of his head. He flew away as fast as he could; he had to tell everyone before it was too late.

"Hmm, it seems one was able to escape." The stranger said to himself. "Oh well, at least I have you four… By the way," and this comment was directed towards the fleeing Titan, "You can call me Sais."

Uh yeah, not too good but I doesn't care. Review if you want. And just a hint, that won't be the last you see of Juan Carlos.