Note this story takes place in the distance future of 3 months after the events of the current arc Dominic Deegan and all related articles the the intelecuatl property of Mookie "Michale terricano" Wetworth.

DOMINIC: Gee willicars\1 I can't wait to Save Some Samashis!

After saving every last man woman and child in Maltak, as well as the land itself, our heroes venture forth to worlds unknown, The Semashi empire, to stop the rumors of demonic corruption which may or may not be there. Our team consists of Dominic, Luna, Melna, Super-greg, Dex, Jacob (who's not evil anymore) and some orc.

LUNA: Yes, I just knew we were destined to come here.

DOMINIC: Hooky pooky! Remember your teeth, though! Luna did. She remember the fury and rage of her teeth, but also of the servility and partients of them as well. At that exact moment 6 37 Semashi guards emerged.

SEMASHI: FOOLS! We have learned racism from the callians, Misgony from the orcs and religion from the furries! You have no hope against us!

SEMASHI 2-637: Piggart! Cripple! Zombie-guy! Tusky person! B-word.

LUNA! NOOOO! DOMINIC: These evil beasts! they must be infected with the virus!

Melna starts punching them but punching 637 Semashi takes too long, so instead Jacob makes thier skelitons come out and kill everyone in the next town over.

MELNA: I'm punching them but there are too many to punch!

JACOB: That's why I took thier skelitons out and killed the people in the next town over! GREG: Way 2 save! High five. of the five million Semashi there is only one survivor!

DOminic : WHERE IS THE SERUM!

SEMN:: Wut?!?!?

Dominic rips his head off.

MELNA: Wait, I suddenly know that the king has it!

DOMINIC: Transform and roll out!

Next place.

KING OF SMEASHI: We must ban Rock and Roll and all M rated video games and long hair and Hot Topic and skateboards!

Not evil Semash|: But we can't!

KING: Then go be with Dominic! Tell him our plan and that I can be killed with love for all I care! Teleportaja!

First place

NOT EVIL: Dominic!

DOMINIC: Not time! Gargoyles!

The gargoyles die

DOMINIC: Come on we have to go to the spire!

A giant basoon is in thier way.

NOT EVIL: Sonic screach!

DOMINIC DEEGAN: Wow! how did you know that would work.

NOT EVIL: Magic!

MELNA: I love you not evil!

LUNA: Me too!

SZARK: And me because I'm gay!

NOT EVIL: OH no! 1000 battle casters!

Battle casters shoot lazorz and dominic is hurt! Jacob tries to take thier skeletons out but spell casters have no bones. Melna tries to punch them but is a woman!

Greg: Abracaboom!

Spell casters: Fool! It takes two hits to kill use! HAHAHA

LUNA: Wind bolt!

NOT EVIL: UUUUUUULTIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAaJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Spell casters die dominic hurt. Dom oh ne you can no die!

Dom: I know. None of us can. That's why I wan't you to marry luna!

NOT EVIL: BUT!

DOMINICL No! She loves you more than she ever did me and besides, a callian cursed with orcness and a semashi uniting is teh only way to contact the spiral.

NOT EVIL: Okay! Luna and not evil get married. Luna prjects herself onto every semashi!

LUNA: Everyone use you tusks to destroy the corruption.

SEMASHIS: But we don't have any tusks!

LUNA: The tusks are on your inside! Don't you see! Even though you don't have tusks in your moth, you have tusks in your heart and in your love! That's what really counts.

Everyone in the world believs in tusks and they all grow tusks. The corruption stops and the king dies.

DOMINIC: Woot!

nd everyone lives happily ever with thier tusks.