Celes picked up her glass of wine and twirled her arm around Locke's, who also had a glass of grape wine. Each drank from their own glass and smiled at one another.
"Eek! Irvy!" Selphie shrieked as she got cream from a chocolate éclair on her cheek, "You missed!"
Irvine laughed and wiped the cream off her cheek with his finger.
The sound of plastic against plastic was heard at the other end of the table. "Hah! Take that, Zechs Merquise!" Noin yelled, trying to knock the plastic straw from Zechs' hand with her own plastic straw.
"Never, Lucrezia Noin! I shall be victorious!" Zechs replied, successfully knocking the straw out of Noin's hand.
Noin fake gasped as Zechs pointed his straw at her. "Gracious Zechs Merquise, I ask you, spare this simple girl's life. I'll grant you anything in return."
"A kiss."
Noin held back her laughter as she pushed Zechs 'sword' aside and gave him a kiss. The two then broke into laughter.
Edgar dug the fork into the strawberry shortcake and lifted it up towards Terra's mouth. Terra smiled and opened her mouth, but at the last moment, Edgar pulled the fork away and ate the piece of cake. Terra pouted, grabbed another fork and broke off a piece of cake. She picked up the piece with her fingers and offered it to Edgar, pulling away at the last second, eating it herself, sticking her tongue out at him. Edgar laughed.
Meanwhile, the girls were just starting the messages from the guys.
Amica had woken up during the rest of the day, and was radiating happiness. She pressed play on the VCR.
It was Zechs. "I miss you, Lu. Stay faithful, I trust you." He walked off, looking very dignified. Noin was glowing.
The next one was Squall. Rinoa didn't look very good, everyone noted.
"Rinoa, I swore to be your knight. But little did I know you'd end up stabbing me in the back like this. At this point, there's no chance in hell I'll stay with you. I can't believe I trusted you in the first place." He walked off, and Rinoa trembled.
"You want us wet? Well, fine!" Rinoa teased as she leapt into the water. "Come on in, Seifer!" The blond, however, just looked disdainfully at the water and shook his head. Rinoa pouted, but finally gave up and climbed out of the pool, not bothering to adjust her bikini top which was slipping at a much less-than-decent level. She grabbed Seifer's wrist, tugging him into the water.
Spitting out water and cursing her, he clambered out of the water. Poor Seifer had been wearing his trademark trenchcoat over a muscle shirt and pants, and they clung to him like a wet animal's fur. His eyes were glaring at her, filled with contempt. But she was staring at him, undaunted. Suddenly, their lips met in a passionate kiss filled with such lust everyone in the room felt several degrees warmer. Rinoa, still grasping his wrist, pulled him to a private location outside the mansion in a shaded grove near a tree.
"You've been apart from your girlfriends for no more than an hour. Shouldn't there be some resting period so you can cope wi---" Zechs was cut off as feminine hands slowly crept down his chest. "Uh…"
"I can help you rest." A soft voice whispered into Zechs' ear. Zechs abruptly turned around, faced Tifa and turned red.
"Thank you… for… the offer... but it's not… uh… necessary." Zechs stuttered and tried to push his chair backwards and away from close proximity to Tifa.
"Well, no problem." Tifa huskily replied, going to sit down on Irvine's lap, who readily accepted her.
20 singles.
1 island.
Temptation Isle.
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* Author's Notes: Well, before we continue this and go into warnings, we should probably explain who we are (if you haven't read our bio). We are Jeokitty and The Almighty SporkGoddess. We're co-authoring this fic together and hope that it's well loved. Now, onto warnings:
- Tifa-bashing
- Rinoa-bashing
- Crossover (in case that wasn't obvious)
- Lime
- Mary Sue parody
- Extremely odd pairings (Eg. Edgar/Dorothy)
- Altered Temptation Island rules (blocks only mean no dating, different couple to single ratio, different date selecting method, different method of video message showing and date video viewing, un-orthodox singles)
Hound is just a parody of Fox, in case that wasn't picked up.
And finally, disclaimers. We don't own anything, except Amica and Alandra. They're ours and us too (just because Mary Sue's are fun to parody).