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Terran Movie Night January – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2260) version
"Who picked this racist crap?!" Lieutenant M~klo shouted out as the audience sat in their seat. Bafflement coming from some of the non-humans, silence from the Terrans.
Chekov crouched down; hoping no one would notice his name on the choice list.
"Its based on a classic children's story," Dr Chapel retorted, getting ready to defend humankind.
"So you teach your children that our people live in the sewage"? Ensign R~Afella, eyes raised. The shell on her body turning dark, a sign that she was not pleased.
"Er… well. No we don't but." Chapel replied.
"It's bad enough you expect us to be slow. Just because the creatures on your planet are." Crewman L~Nrdo added.
"Come let's go. Before we really go ninja on their butts." M~klo , signalled to his fellow Turtelians.
Sulu whispered to his friend and colleague. "I told you to check with the Cultural sensitivity department before you picked this one. What's your second choice?"
Chekov whispered in reply, "Arachnophobia."
Looking over at Commander Holom, a Xindi – Insectoid, Sulu whispered back. "I don't think so."
Author's Notes
Something silly as I update my regular stories. Imagine if characters in our real life sci fi/fantasy/horror movies were just regular members of the Federation, and some of them were crew on the Enterprise.