Hello dairy. Sorry for the awkward introduction. As you know the day I purchased you on my therapist's request, I happen to be kidnapped by Pirates. And not like the Average Pirate or Pirate Average. It's not even the Pirate Elite or the Pirate Omega. It's by the PIRATE MASTER himself!
He's way scarier than the stories say. I have trouble writing as I keep thinking about it. He's as tall as a peasant's house.
His lackies are freaky too. The one's that fly are the worst though. Gives me shivers thinking about it.
They're keeping me prisoner for ransom. Demanding a lot of money from my parents.
I'm doomed. My parents don't care that much about me, they give me a budget and that's it. Cheapskates! Why could the Pirate Master just rob them? That's what I would do!
I'm Risky Business, by the way. I'm ten years old, straight A student, leading student in mechanics, Ordering my classmates around. I love dressses, money, and spending money.
Seems like I'm inadvertently making an autobiography out of you…
I feel like crying. My life's ruined!
Good night, Dairy.