Akatsuki Torture
Excitement courses through our veins as the theme for our favorite anime blares through the English room speakers… yes we are watching anime in English, don't ask us why 'cause we don't know but yeah… As the episode starts we mime all the words in perfect timing along with the voices, scaring most, if not all, of the girls on our table. You see me and Siobhan we're the sad ones who are into thing like this all of the other girls are either too chavvy to care about anything other than guys and some are well stranger than we…
Laughing insanely, I burst into a flurry of coughing causing a concerned glance from Siobhan next to me, a worried stare from Hannah and an annoyed sigh from the rest of the class. My face turns red from the aggravated stares and the mumbles of 'God, die quietly will ya', hmpf and I thought they didn't like anime let alone Naruto! After the coughing attack is over, I turn to Siobhan who was looking with disinterest at the classroom decoration {having seen episode one about 50 times} the grey walls not changing much and the most interesting thing happening is the sounds of pigeons in the roof. I nudge her arm getting her attention, smiling insanely I whisper
"Wouldn't it be funny if the Akatsuki barged through the screen right now?!"
"Aughhh Abi you are obsessed on an unhealthy level… but yes it would be funny." Siobhan sighs playing with a stand of her long brown hair
"…TRANSFORM!!!" we catch Naruto yell as we visualize him changing into his sexy no jutsu form.
With many a cry of 'Sir you perv!' and 'Ewww that's gross!' we begin to chuckle again but as we turn to look at the screen, my eyes survey, not the scene we'd seen so many times, but a different one… it's as if something's been planted directly into it… I glance sideways at Siobhan then back at the screen. There are two people, black cloaked with red clouds standing in the middle of the screen. The Akatsuki aren't meant to show up until Shippuunden yet Hidan and Itachi {assuming from the gelled back blonde hair and the glaring red sharingan} are right there on the screen, there is no way we could be wrong about this… is there? It could be my fan girl ways are getting the better of me and I have their images permanently imprinted on my retina! That's very unlikely though…seriously it is, ok well perhaps not THAT unlikely but still pretty rare.
"Siobhan, they aren't supposed to be there are they?" I ask casually, no need to stress it's probably a different edition to ours…
"No they ar-"
Siobhan's cut off by a gut wrenching metal grinding sound, it fills the room splitting our ears in pain, the board itself is contorting…but this is impossible! The amount of times I'd dreamed something like this would happen but it can't… yet IT IS!! Someone tell the physics teachers, hopefully physics itself will be rewritten or totally destroyed but I {once again} doubt that fact. Thankfully the sound eventually quiets and eventually stops altogether which saves most of our ears from bleeding. Mr. Paradise cautiously stands in front of the other students as the whimper and moan about the situation, they all stare in absolute wonder at the shimmering board, colours of lilac and silver are cast out in ribbons dancing around the classroom almost gliding to the corners of it. Wow all science fiction fans bow down!
However we sit in our seat's not moving, in absolute awe of the situation. A slow sensation dawns on me that something is moving out of the board… a black shape, no two black shapes to be exact! Oh my Jebus, are they actually coming out of the board? If Hidan wasn't one of my favorite characters then this would totally suck because the only thing that could come of that it the fact that we all die painfully. With Itachi here that still might happen, who am I kidding with Hidan here it's bound to happen but at least I get to meet him before I die. If Itachi kills me then it would totally suck.
"Abi! Siobhan! MOVE!" I hear Mr. Paradise yells in our direction but I'm rooted to the spot is I see the two men standing at the front of the room
They smirk in our direction and make their way towards us but a sharp comment from Sir was enough to sway their movement for a second… if only for a second. The silver haired, purple eyed man {a.k.a Hidan} draws a long 3 tiered scythe from his back and places it against Sir's chest, I gasp as Mr. Paradise topples to the ground. Hard.
"HEY!!!! HIDAN-TEME!!!!" I snap totally losing my sense of 'these people will kill me in five seconds flat' and storming over to him "Nobody makes my teacher topple unless given permission by me or him!!! ARE WE PERFECTLY CLEAR ON THIS??!!!!"
"Heh, do you think you scare me?" He asks but to my relief sheathes his scythe away again
"No but that doesn't stop me yelling at you!" I yell
Meanwhile, back on the ranch.
I sit there looking at Abi bemused. My brain still muddled and in the 'is this really happening mode', looking around I see the class backed up in the corner of the darkened room. I flick my gaze back to Abi, wagging her finger at the s-ranked shinobi criminal standing right in front of her… yup such an Abi thing to do. I hear a shuffling from behind me, I crane my neck around to see the famous sharingan eyes of Itachi Uchiha himself! The pools of crimson blood in which lye three black dots, so dark it's like a miniature black hole…
"Are you going to stop staring at me some point today? MOVE IT!!" He suddenly barks
All I can do is sit there in awe, looking up into those sharingan eyes…
Abi's POV
My throat now horse from all the yelling at Hidan, I turn to look for something to throw at his abnormally large head when I spy a very flustered Siobhan next to a glowering Itachi. My rage flares again, I don't give one if he's being nice or anything like that 'cause he's just such an arrogant ass hole! I storm over to him and actually manage to slap him across his face…
"WHAT THE FUZZ!?! CRAZY WOMAN!!" Itachi yelps rubbing his sore cheek
"SERVES YOU RIGHT! DON'T BE EVIL TO MY FRIEND YOU TEME!!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!!????" Itachi bellows his tall form bending menacingly over me, suddenly making me feel very small…
"Abi, Itachi stop fighting…now what do you exactly want us to do?" Siobhan interjects finishing the argument
"We simply want you to join our organization as teachers and teach us stuff from your world." Hidan explains coming over from his former sulking corner
"WHAT IF I SAY NOOOO-"
A sharp pain erupts in my head, a swirling vortex of black starts to swirl around my head clogging my senses and before I know it I feel as if I'm blacking out. All I can hear is Siobhan stepping through the portal but then I feel myself being gently picked up and strewn over one shoulder.
"She's a handful, but daring and actually quite cute…" I hear Hidan mutter before I black out completely.
This has been updated a bit if you want to read it basically I felt like adding some more detail in to make it a bit longer Enjoy.