A/N: I do not own Inuyasha or Naruto. So please bear with me. ^_^
Summary: Kagome has a certain list that she follows. What wasn't on it was, 1: Sent to another world. 2: Kidnapped by ninja's with black cloaks with red clouds on them. 3: Chop up a foul mouthed immortal? Too bad for Kagome, normal is something she could not have anymore.
Chapter 1: Another world? COME ON!
The jewel was completed, her quest for the jewel shards was finished. The final battle with Naraku was finished, when she landed the final blow with a purifying energy blast. Sesshomaru was displeased that he wasn't the one to land the final blow. Inuyasha was seen kissing Kikyo passionately the last time she checked. Talk about disgusting.
Now all that was left was to wish on the jewel. She wanted to hurry up and wish on the jewel so she didn't have to deal with it again. Everyone was seen standing in a circle in front of the Goshinboku as they decided on what to do with the jewel. Sesshomaru had left soon after the battle was finished. Did she mention that she trained with the ice lord Sesshomaru a year before the battle had started? No one even knew about her disappearances, in fact no one even asked her about it.
Kagome closed her eyes, she knew that Inuyasha wanted to wish on the jewel. But she couldn't risk it. She didn't want him to cause a disaster with just one wish. She knew that he'd choose one of two things, become a full youkai and lose control of his demon blood killing everyone in blood lust, or wishing Kikyo's soul back. Kagome would rather choke herself until she died from lack of air then give Kikyo her soul back. To say that Kagome strongly disliked Kikyo was the understatement of the year. She down right hated the woman. All she did was ruin any chance of happiness she had, and crushed it.
'I wish...' Kagome started, but was rudely interrupted by an irate hanyou.
"Kagome you better not be wishing on that jewel!" Inuyasha said with a displeased tone.
"And why not?" Kagome retorted crossing her arms over her chest.
"Because I'll be wishing on the jewel. And I know exactly what I'll wish for." Inuyasha said as he put his hand out. His form practically demanding he give the jewel to him.
"How about no? I will not give you the jewel." Kagome snapped.
"Wench give me the jewel!" Inuyasha growled out annoyed.
"No." Kagome said simply. She wasn't giving him the jewel no matter what.
"Give him the jewel wench. It's rightfully his." Kikyo spoke up with a sneer on her face. Kagome looked at Kikyo and glared.
"No. I will not. And call me a wench again Kikyo, and I'll send you back to the land of the dead where you should of been had it not been that demon witch Urasue!" Kagome growled out animalistically. The sound itself sounded like an angry inu demoness. Inuyasha raised his eyebrow at this.
"You will hand it over," Kikyo retorted coldly glaring at Kagome.
"Bitch please! I said no. Don't you know the meaning of no?" Kagome snapped glaring for a second there Inuyasha thought he saw Kagome's eyes flash red.
Then he realized what Kagome had called Kikyo while in his presence, "Kikyo is not a bitch!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Yes she is. She's a slut too!" Kagome arugued.
"She's not a slut either wench! Now hand the jewel over before someone gets hurt!" Inuyasha growled out angrily.
Kagome just closed her eyes quickly, 'I wish for everything to be a peace, and everyone to not be burdened by the existence of the jewel except for Kikyo, she can die for all I care.' Kagome wished on the jewel, making it glow brightly surrounding her in a bright pink light.
'I must agree child. Kikyo was long dead and should have been that way. In order to make this wish, you must go to another world and save them from evil.' the jewel said.
'Another world COME ON! Can't a girl live a normal life after nearly being killed by demons, hunting jewel shards and an obnoxious wolf prince claiming his love for you every time we meet!' Kagome yelled peeved that the jewel would send her to another word.
'I am sorry child, but no. Normal would be impossible now.' The jewel replied amused by the girls outburst.
'Is there any other conditions I should know about?' Kagome asked the jewel.
'Ah yes there is actually. You will be turned into a demon. You just decide what kind of demon you want to be.' The jewel said, if she could see it smirking, that's what it would be doing at this moment.
'WHAT! Okay, I want to be a silver kitsune/silver inu/black elemental inu demon. Is that acceptable?' Kagome said to the jewel.
'Yes. Have fun learning your new powers!' The jewel said tauntingly before the light faded sending her to another world.
'GREAT JUST GREAT! THANK YOU SO MUCH JEWEL FOR SENDING ME TO ANOTHER WORLD I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT!' Kagome thought angrily as she was now falling from the sky. After bouncing from tree to tree upon her fall, she finally landed on the ground with a light thud. Unaware of the three aura's heading her way. She punched the tree which sent it tumbling over with her new strength. Kagome laughed nervously.
"Look here Itachi, there's a pretty girl all on her lonesome." A voice sounded as a blue skinned shark looking man stepped out from the shadows of the trees. Kagome turned around and laughed hysterically at the shark looking man.
"Did your father fuck a gold fish? Because you look beyond hilarious!" Kagome said laughing when she said this.