A/N: One-shot. Supposed to be funny. I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride or McDonald's... not that McDonald's is in this story but I still don't own it so I thought I would just make that clear to everyone...

And the story!

We had gotten captured... again.

It's not like this is unusual for us. I mean, we're good but we're not perfect. we always make mistakes.

And that's why we're here... back at the School.

The last thing I remembered before getting knocked out was my Flock-Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel- fighting hard against the attacking Erasers.

I thought we had been doing good- that was, until I got knocked out. I guess it went downhill from there.

Anyways, I woke up who-knows how many hours later in a all-white room surrounded by the antiseptic smell that all doctor's offices have. yeah, you know the one. The one that makes me fear for my life.

Within minutes the rest of my Flock woke up too, after having been knocked out like me.

We sat in silence and an air of fear. Fang and I kept glancing at each other our eyes locking. I could see the fear that he was holding back and he could sense mine.

Suddenly, the door opened with a slam causing us all to jump and a whitecoat holding a clipboard walked in flanked by two Erasers who looked ready to kill.

I glared at all of them. They hadn't felt the need to bind us or strap us down so we were just sitting on one large metal table in large baggy white(I knew that Fang hated it) clothes and no shoes. the whitecoat walked up in front of us and I raised my eyebrows.

The whitecoat started making notes on his clipboard.

"We are here to help you," he told us causing me to roll my eyes.

"Like I haven't heard that one before," I said snidely.

The whitecoat ignored my comment and went on, "We are going to be running a few tests."

I tried to come up with something to say to that but nothing was coming to mind so I repeated, "Like I haven't heard that before."

I saw Fang smirking next to me at my stupidity and I elbowed him.

The whitecoat however just raised his eyebrows and went on, "We will test your intellect, willpower, strength, and immune system."

Again, I had nothing to say to that. Why was I having a brain fart. Instead of saying something new I just stuck with, "Like I haven't heard that one before."

The whitecoat shook his head in confusion but still went on, "We will start with the older ones."

"Like I haven't heard that one before."

"And then move on to the younger part of the group."

"Like I haven't heard that one before." Beside me, Fang put his head in his hands.

"The older group's tests will be more intimate."

"Like I haven't heard that one before."

"We won't be pressing the younger ones as much due to their lack of willpower and control."

"Like I haven't heard that one before."

Now the whitecoat was thoroughly annoyed, "Yes, well, I have."

With that the whitecoat left, the Erasers trailing close behind him.

Fang turned to me, "What the hell was that?"

I shrugged, "I ran out of things to say."

A/N: There it is. Kind of a bad ending but whatever! I hope you liked it! Please review!