"You see Pond, you humans have a certain immaturity that brings even Apalapucia's beauty to shame. It breaks all rational thought to accept that I can never write my own adventures. Perhaps it's time to visit Chris Chibnall."
- The 11th Doctor (Bowtie Collector, Fez-o-philic, Ginger Aspirer)
Author's Note: This is a parody song!fic revisiting nostalgic moments from the reboot series. Now that I have to wait a year for Jodie Whittaker's doctor. Sigh...
On the first day of Christmas, Donna gave to me
a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the second day of Christmas, Rose T gave to me
two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the third day of Christmas, Martha gave to me,
three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Tardis gave to me
four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Captain Harkness gave to me,
five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Amy gave to me,
six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Rory gave to me,
seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, River Song gave to me,
eight sultry kisses, seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Clara gave to me,
nine homemade souffles, eight sultry kisses, seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Danny gave to me,
ten world maps, nine homemade souffles, eight sultry kisses, seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Nardole gave to me,
eleven stuffed toys, ten world maps, nine homemade souffles, eight sultry kisses, seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Bill Potts gave to me,
twelve rainbow candies, eleven stuffed toys, ten world maps, nine homemade souffles, eight sultry kisses, seven clinical gloves, six fish fingers, five beauty tips, four dimension hoppers, three red roses, two Chula warships and a guy who looked exactly like me.
*DISCLAIMER*
This is a work of fanfiction using characters, objects and events from the Doctor Who franchise, which is trademarked by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC). All characters, objects and events were created by the BBC, and I do not claim any ownership over them or the world of Doctor Who. The story described here is for entertainment only and is not purported or believed to be the BBC's story canon. I am grateful to the BBC for letting their fans play around this literary sandbox, and for their wonderful series - without them, my story would not exist.