Hey Heero, are we there yet?
Gijinka Destroyer
Heero
sat up in the driver's seat of the Chevy minivan while keeping his eye on the
freeway. Him and Duo were going to meet Relena and Hilde a whole mess of miles
away. Just so you know, you should be feeling awfully sorry for Heero, being
stuck in the same car as Duo.
"Hey
Heero, " Duo said.
"What?"
"How much longer to we
have to ride in this car? I'm so entirely bored…" Duo sighed. He was sitting in
the very back with the entire luggage.
"Wow,
you actually know what 'entirely' means." Heero said tonelessly like he always
did.
Everyone
was silent…for a moment.
"Hey
Heero."
"What
now, Duo?"
"Are
we there yet?"
"Don't you start that,
now."
"Are
we there yet?"
"No."
"Are
we there yet?"
"No."
"Are
we there yet?"
"No!
Now shut up before I punch in your flat face!"
Once
again, everyone was silent for about ten seconds.
"Hey
Heero,"
"Leave
me alone."
"Did
you know that there are five-hundred thousand, two hundred and eighty-seven
bricks that make up my house?"
"I
don't care, Duo."
"And
did you know that Disneyland actually makes all of their rides from scrap metal
and that they're only lucky they're still in business?"
"I
really don't care, Duo."
"And
did you know that Sally Po is actually bald?"
"I
sure hope you were just making that up."
"Nope.
Saw her taking of her hair yesterday."
"Do
me a favor and shut up before I crash this minivan into the bridge…on purpose."
"Isn't
that suicide?"
"Exactly."
An
hour later, Heero and Duo finally arrived at the town Relena and Hilde had to stay
at. The two girls were called away for an interview with Channel 10 and they wanted
the two guys to meet them there.
The
girls welcomed their guests in.
"Uh,
excuse me but…" Duo said.
"But
what, Duo?" Hilde replied.
"I
really, really, really gotta go to the bathroom!"
"Second
door on the left."
As
Duo went up the stairs, Heero laughed to his heart's content. "I'm surprised he
didn't go on the luggage!"
After
a few minutes, Hilde went upstairs to see why Duo wasn't out yet.
"Relena,
Heero, I think I may need some help up here," she cried.
"What's
the problem?" Relena asked.
Hilde
sighed. "Duo got his head stuck in the towel closet."
Relena
and Heero jumped. "How on earth did he manage to do that?"
So,
how'd you like it? My very first, super-short humor story. I'll make a longer,
funnier one next time. Please write a review for me; I need some support here!