Author's Notes: Wow. This story has taken forever to get back... Long story short, I had it, lost it, stole it back from my beta (who I thank for keeping all the copies of her betas!), rechecked it, almost lost it (damn storm!), then uploaded it, then saved it. All in all, it has been very hard to get this fic back out... But, here it goes!

But, really, this fic isn't supposed to be serious. The characters don't even appear all that much... And this was my first WHR fic, so…that ought to explain it all right there… (I also don't know all their names… And I've seen all the episodes! How sad!)

(Sighs) Guess I need to do this…

Disclaimer: Wow. You mean that for a minute you thought that I actually OWNED WHR? What drugs are you on?

Summary: Ever notice that, during a WHR episode, the character's noses just kinda DISAPPEAR? Well, Jenny and Sarah have, and they are determined to solve the mystery!
THIS IS A FIC THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

Warnings: Eh? In the prologue thingy? None… Unless you have something against smoking microwaves and tortilla chips, then you shouldn't read. But other than that…

Oh, and just FYI:

"WORDS" (equals) talking

'WORDS' (equals) thinking

(o)(O)(o) (equals) beginning / ending scene

WHO NOSE WHERE THE NOSE GOES?

PROLOGUE: MICROWAVES, COMPUTERS, AND EMPTY CHAIRS

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"Sarah! Witch Hunter Robin © is on now!"

"Really? Let me get this fat cat offa me!" Lifting her large cat off her stomach, the brown haired girl with bright, impish green eyes walked out of her room and into the hallway. Smelling smoke, she sweatdropped and yelled to her friend, "Jenny? Are you TRYING to cook? Again?"

"Uh… Well, you see…" Jenny started, coming into the living room. Her short blonde hair was pulled back into a loose bun, her usually kittenish gray-blue eyes pleading with her best friend to not yell at her. Behind her, smoke was exiting the microwave, the poor beeper going off like crazy. Walking past the slightly younger girl, Sarah opened the microwave door, covering her nose and mouth from the large cloud of smoke that rolled out the now-open door and into her face. Grabbing the container of day old Chinese food, Sarah put it in a pot full of water that was soaking in the sink. Turning, Sarah saw Jenny sneak off with a bag of tortilla chips and just shrugged. Walking into the living room, Sarah grabbed the chip bag from Jenny's grip and plopped down onto her sofa. Watching the anime, the two girls kept up a running conversation…

"Amon…" Robin said on the TV.

"It's your turn to do the dishes." Jenny stated, mimicking Robin's voice.

"I know what Michael's doing all the time!" Sarah exclaimed as the character typed rapidly on his computer.

"What?" Jenny asked, turning away from the screen to look behind her and at her grinning friend.

"He's looking at porn! What else?"

"Ya know… that makes sense…"

"I know… he's always glued to the screen and — AHHHH!"

"AHH?" Jenny asked, quickly looking at the TV, but had just missed what had caused her friend's outburst. "'AHH!' what?"

"Michael's nose just disappeared!" Sarah exclaimed, pointing accusingly at the TV. Sweatdropping, Jenny turned around in time to see a noseless Robin.

"AHHHH!"

"That's what I said!"

"What's wrong with it!"

"I don't know! Maybe there's a witch that steals noses?"

"Impossible… isn't it?"

"Of course not!" Sarah scoffed. "I mean, c'mon, there was a witch that TRIPPED people! So, there very well could be a witch that steals noses!"

"We need to get to the bottom of this!" Jenny exclaimed, jumping up excitedly out of her chair. Blinking at her, Sarah asked, "How?"

"By using the internet! It can solve anything! C'mon!"

Running into Sarah's father's office, both girls stared at the screen while Google © loaded. Sitting down determinedly, Jenny typed 'Witch Hunter Robin - Noses' into the search engine and hit 'ENTER'. After five seconds, the page was displayed with only one finding: 'WITCH HUNTER ROBIN: The Interactive World.' Shrugging, Sarah told the blonde, "Go ahead and click it. Might as well see if it has any info." Nodding, Jenny clicked on it once and blinked when a white screen appeared after a few moments. Slowly, black lettering appeared, dripping like ink down the page. Reading aloud, Jenny said to herself, Sarah and the quiet house, "Ye have entered the haven of all witches. Ye who are of noble blood and birth, enter. Ye all with naught, flee." Scratching her head, the girl said, "Well, that's cryptic."

"Click enter." Sarah said, pointing to the button that had appeared on the page. Following her orders obediently, Jenny double-clicked the button and gasped when she was pulled out of her seat. Looking down, Sarah yelled, "Jenny!" when she saw the empty chair.

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Ehh… Yeah. Sorry about the crappy cliff-hanger if you can even call it that…

(coughs)

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