Just to let you know, we do not have anything against Sailor Moon or Ami a.k.a. Sailor Mercury. We actually LOVE the show and most anime. So please don't take this to seriously.
Our story begins, well lets see, think back. Think way back to the Super S movie. Nummmm. They are making cookies......
::Ami picks up a cup and starts making interesting shapes into the cookie dough. All the scouts gather in awe.::
Rei: Wow, Ami, that's cool!
Lita: Yeah, Ami, when did you learn how to do that?
Ami: Right before I tripped into my mom with a butcher knife.
::girls eyes bug out and silence falls upon them. Ami still works calmly on her cookies::
Mina: Okayyy... uh, Lita, I sort of ate all of your chocolate chips.
Lita: Are you sure? I mean Serena sure ate her share.
Serena: You guys be quiet!
.....LATER THAT NIGHT......
::Everyone's in the woods--in uniform practicing a.k.a. Dress Rehersal::
Sailor Mars: Geez, Serena, why do we hafta practice now?! We are all really good at what we do!
Sailor Moon: Why?! Well, number one, this is called DRESS REHEARSAL! Number two, you aught to know, appearance is everything, and number three, Chibi-Moon over here SUCKS!
Chibi-Moon: ::steps on Serena's foot:: I'm better than you!
::Serena jumps around on one foot for awhile::
Sailor Moon: Shut up, brat! Now from the top!
::Scouts sigh::
Sailor Moon: ::singing:: She's the one named Sailor-----
Sailor Venus: Sailor Venus!
Sailor Mercury: Sailor Butcher Knife!
Sailor Mars: Sailor Ma.....uhhh?
::silence falls and they all stare blankly at Mercury::
Sailor Jupiter: What did you say, Ami?
Sailor Mercury: I said 'Sailor Mercury'
::A pause::
Sailor Mercury: A.K.A. SAILOR BUTCHER KNIFE!
::Mercury pulls out two knifes and chases the scouts::
Sailor Venus: What's wrong with her? The Negaverse? A Damien Egg?
Sailor Jupiter: Butcher Knife Syndrome? The power is way to strong! We can't fight her! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
::Haruka and Michiru turn on the TV. Unsolved Mysteries is on::
Michiru: Here is a good show...
Unsolved Mystery Guy: Two nights ago the Sailor Scouts were practicing....er....were having a dress rehearsal in the woods when Sailor Mercury was said to go insane and chased everyone to their disappearance. If you have any information on this please contact us, or your local law enforcement. Haruka: Ami finally cracked, huh?
Michiru: I knew the poor girl had issues but...geez...