Disclaimerz: You get the idea, it's that stupid,"We don't own blah-blah.." Yeah, we ditto that.
Authors' Note: You may have to read the "Password Crisis" first to get his one...see, these
"girls" are sorta weird, which is understandable, since Duo's their long-lost bro. Anyways, don't take
this personally. I'm not. It's just for LAUGHS, sheesh.
P.S. The girls aren't from the Gundam Wing show. Just telling you so you don't have to wonder,
"Hm, who ARE these people?"
*the camera zooms up on this...'house'*
A voice narrates:Within this house...two weak, pathetic, sassy girls...
Two other voices:HEY Who said YOU could be the narrator, WUFEI! *two girls wearing...masks, I think, hope, whatever jump out and pound the ahem..'poor' Wufei.
Girl One:HA!
Girl Two:Good idea Enchi.
*they both take off masks*
Elaine*girl one*: Now WE get to narrate!
MElissa *girl two*:YEAH!
*collective gasp from somewhere*
Elaine:Let's rap it!
Melissa:RAP it?
Elaine:YEAH!!!!!!!
Melissa:Okay, but you do the rapping, and we have to figure out the words first!
Elaine:'Kay.
Melissa:So..
Elaine:How about: Once, there was a show-off pro assasin that really sucked social skills..
Melissa:And he had only one companion...
ELaine:A rat-haired braided loser.
Melissa:They paired up and then met...
Elaine:A MAMA'S BOY CRYBABY BLUE-EYED BLONDE INFERIOR SPECIES!
Melissa: Good one. Whose friend was a wimp flutist and PATHETIC uni-bang hair...
Elaine:WIMP FLUTIST!!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIMP FLUTIST!?
Melissa:Flute's a wimpy instrument.
Elaine:IS NOT!
Melissa:Why do you care? You play sax.
Elaine:Because I have friends THAT DO PLAY FLUTE!
MElissa:*bored look* LIKE...
ELaine:LIKE SARAH! Actually, she's oboe now.
Melissa:Whatever. Well, Trowa's a wimp flutist, okay?
Elaine:'KAY!
MElissa:To continue...
Elaine:Then one day they met a totally loser guy...
Melissa: NAMED WUFEI!
Elaine:YEah. He was so weak,
Melissa:He was weak!
ELaine: GReat. Now let's rap it!
Both: *rapping* Once there was a show-off pro assasin who s-*they are both stopped by a tap on the shoulder**both of them slowly turn around and see a: 1)VERY ticked off Heero 2)a MAD Duo 3)A red'eyed Quatre 4)a...I don't know what Trowa, his hair sorta covers his eyes and a 5) pulverized but alive STEAMING Wufei.
M + E:WHADDYA WANT?
Elaine:YEah, we were just getting to the good part!
All 5 G-pilots:*GLARE*
M + E:Uh-oh.
Melissa:Should we pulverize them, or run for it just for the audience, since they want them to win,
although everyone KNOWS they're REALLY weak!
Elaine:Pulverize, then run! The audience may not like it. I mean, this IS G-rated. Guys getting
pulverized might not cut it for them.
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Author:That's all I could write before I ran out of "commendable" ideas. The next part's coming.
P.S. If you flame me, I flame you back. And...(Melissa:The last person who got her mad on a sugar
rush...oh, it's TOO sad to tell! Duo:Not even HEERO's stupid enough to take her on while she's on
a sugar rush!!!!)
Authors' Note: You may have to read the "Password Crisis" first to get his one...see, these
"girls" are sorta weird, which is understandable, since Duo's their long-lost bro. Anyways, don't take
this personally. I'm not. It's just for LAUGHS, sheesh.
P.S. The girls aren't from the Gundam Wing show. Just telling you so you don't have to wonder,
"Hm, who ARE these people?"
*the camera zooms up on this...'house'*
A voice narrates:Within this house...two weak, pathetic, sassy girls...
Two other voices:HEY Who said YOU could be the narrator, WUFEI! *two girls wearing...masks, I think, hope, whatever jump out and pound the ahem..'poor' Wufei.
Girl One:HA!
Girl Two:Good idea Enchi.
*they both take off masks*
Elaine*girl one*: Now WE get to narrate!
MElissa *girl two*:YEAH!
*collective gasp from somewhere*
Elaine:Let's rap it!
Melissa:RAP it?
Elaine:YEAH!!!!!!!
Melissa:Okay, but you do the rapping, and we have to figure out the words first!
Elaine:'Kay.
Melissa:So..
Elaine:How about: Once, there was a show-off pro assasin that really sucked social skills..
Melissa:And he had only one companion...
ELaine:A rat-haired braided loser.
Melissa:They paired up and then met...
Elaine:A MAMA'S BOY CRYBABY BLUE-EYED BLONDE INFERIOR SPECIES!
Melissa: Good one. Whose friend was a wimp flutist and PATHETIC uni-bang hair...
Elaine:WIMP FLUTIST!!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIMP FLUTIST!?
Melissa:Flute's a wimpy instrument.
Elaine:IS NOT!
Melissa:Why do you care? You play sax.
Elaine:Because I have friends THAT DO PLAY FLUTE!
MElissa:*bored look* LIKE...
ELaine:LIKE SARAH! Actually, she's oboe now.
Melissa:Whatever. Well, Trowa's a wimp flutist, okay?
Elaine:'KAY!
MElissa:To continue...
Elaine:Then one day they met a totally loser guy...
Melissa: NAMED WUFEI!
Elaine:YEah. He was so weak,
Melissa:He was weak!
ELaine: GReat. Now let's rap it!
Both: *rapping* Once there was a show-off pro assasin who s-*they are both stopped by a tap on the shoulder**both of them slowly turn around and see a: 1)VERY ticked off Heero 2)a MAD Duo 3)A red'eyed Quatre 4)a...I don't know what Trowa, his hair sorta covers his eyes and a 5) pulverized but alive STEAMING Wufei.
M + E:WHADDYA WANT?
Elaine:YEah, we were just getting to the good part!
All 5 G-pilots:*GLARE*
M + E:Uh-oh.
Melissa:Should we pulverize them, or run for it just for the audience, since they want them to win,
although everyone KNOWS they're REALLY weak!
Elaine:Pulverize, then run! The audience may not like it. I mean, this IS G-rated. Guys getting
pulverized might not cut it for them.
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Author:That's all I could write before I ran out of "commendable" ideas. The next part's coming.
P.S. If you flame me, I flame you back. And...(Melissa:The last person who got her mad on a sugar
rush...oh, it's TOO sad to tell! Duo:Not even HEERO's stupid enough to take her on while she's on
a sugar rush!!!!)