Bleach meets Creepy pasta.

"Where are we?" Orihime asked.

"It appears to be Slender man's forest... Aw shit" Uryu started looking around franticly.

"What? What are you doing Uryu?" Ichigo asked.

"Do you not know the legend of the tall man with no face? Have you not heard of Slender man?" Uryu started explaining, "Slender man, as many call him, inhabits this forest. He is said to have 8 pages hidden and they are the key to not being killed by him. The moment you enter his forest you can't leave unless he lets you leave. He wears a black tux with a red tie, has no face or hair, and has 8 tendrils out of his back. He has abilities like teleportation and mind reading. Slender man has been caught on tape and pictures many times. Apparently he is the leader of a little cult named Creepy pasta-don't ask-and has 3 brothers and many followers. He also sometimes lets Jeff the Killer or The Rake do his bidding. SHIT! We don't know who we are up against. Please not Offender man. Please not Offender man,"

Suddenly everyone heard static. "A sign he is near" Uryu said. The static got louder and louder until they saw Slender man. He was standing in the trees just watching them. Uryu squeaked and started shaking. Then behind Slender man stood Trender man. Uryu whimpered. Then behind Trender was Splender man. Uryu whispered "No please just no" Then behind Splender appeared Offender man. Uryu yelled "OH come on! All 4 of them we stand no chance! If it was one of them we might have but not all 4!"

"What is ever the matter?!" Trender bounced over and picked up Uryu with a tendril, " Please do tell us! Maybe we can help!"

Uryu freaked. He bit Trender's tendril and as soon as he was let go and landed on the ground. Uryu ran. As soon as he disappeared he ran back in to the clearing and ran out a different way. Then he did that once more before running back yelling "We are surrounded! We are going to die!"

As soon as he said that, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, and Laughing Jack walked in. Uryu whimpered and curled up into a ball laying on the floor. Trender bounced over and said "What did the three Jacks do?" thats when Trender noticed the blood seeping through Uryu's shirt. He stood and said quietly "Who did that?" When he got no answer, he asked a little louder "Who did that?" Slender went over and gently picked up Uryu. Uryu didn't protest. He just laid there. Slender went over to Ichigo and asked "Is there anyone who can heal people?" Ichigo replied "Uh yeah" Orihime walked up but didn't do anything,

"Sorry Ichigo but I lost my connection with them. I still have them I just can't talk to them" Orihime explained. Ichigo turned to Slender "I guess not then" Slender swore then turned to Eyeless Jack "If you ever take another kidney without asking me you will be hung on the trees" He then had all his brothers help grab everyone in the clearing. After that was done Slender-cradling Uryu in a arm-had him and his brothers disappear.

When they reappeared they where in a mansion "HOODY! MASKY!" Slender called. Two people came in and saw the Uryu in Slender's arms. They gasped then ran off knowing what Uryu needed. Slender put down everyone but Uryu and Eyeless Jack. Slender went over to Chad and said "Can you hold your friend until Hoody and Masky come back? I need to deal with a certain someone," Chad merely nodded and grabbed Uryu. Slender walked out but popped his head back into the room and said "And be careful with the poor guy, he just had his one kidney ripped out" then walked out again. Trender went over and gently took Uryu from Chad. Chad allowed Trender to do so.

"What his one kidney?" Ichigo asked, surprised. Uryu whimpers could be heard after that question.

After 10 minutes Slender walked in and said "I bet most of you are wondering why I said One kidney," but before Slender could continue Masky walked in and said "We couldn't find it"

Slender sighed and said "Well find one that matches him in Jack's collection he must have eaten it already or he has it with him, and if he did it would have fallen out of his pocket when I beat him against a tree," Uryu's voice was quietly heard "He didn't eat it, he hid it. Jeff the Killer has it without him knowing." Jeff immediately started the pat down for the kidney. He found it in his pocket. Slender took it and gently grabbed Uryu. He walked away. Splender started talking "Anyhow as Slendy was saying Uryu donated his other kidney at the age of 7 to a young boy who was dieing of a kidney cancer and it was only on one kidney so Uryu gave one of his Kidney's to that young boy and never regretted that decision."

"Okay... Slender said something about Eyeless Jack haven eaten Uryu's kidney already" Rukia had stayed silent the whole time as had Renji.

"Yes Eyeless Jack eats kidneys," Trender said.

"Gross," Renji said.

"Disgusting more like it," Jeff the Killer said.

Then the screaming started. Trender man sighed. All they could do was put the kidney back and heal it. It was painful but it was worth saving the life of a poor teenager. Rukia stared wide-eyed at the door Slender had disappeared into. Finally the screams stopped and Slender walked out. Trender looked at his brother as if asking if Uryu lived. Slender nodded. Offender sighed happily.

Uryu peeked out from behind Slender to see if Eyeless Jack was in the room. As he was not, Uryu walked out from behind Slender and sat down next to Orihime.

"He is kinda now scared. Eyeless Jack did just rip through his skin for the kidney." Slender explained. Uryu was curled up into a ball trying not to be seen if Eyeless Jack walked in. Eyeless Jack did walk in, but he was very bloody and was limping significantly. Uryu looked up then squeaked and tried to become smaller. Trender's tendrils gently curled around Uryu and dragged him over to Trender.

"What?! I was hungry!" Eyeless Jack was thrown out of the room by Slender.

"So Uryu said something about 8 pages? Earlier. And he sounded creped out that we are here. I even found this" Ichigo holds up a piece of paper.

"JEFF!" Slender stomped out.

Jeff the Killer ran in a hid under the table. It didn't work. Slender dragged Jeff out by his ankle and brought him to Slender's height. "What did I tell you about putting the pages up?"

"Not to"

"Then why are they up?"

"I didn't do it! I swear!"

Slender dropped Jeff. "Then who?"

Uryu was shaking. Slender finally cracked and started laughing quietly. Trender stared at his brother then looked at Uryu who was still shaking uncontrollably.

"Someone please explain!" Ichigo asked.

Uryu started laughing. Slender said "Me and Uryu have been friends for a long time. What happened with Eyeless Jack was unplanned but everything else me and Uryu planned."

Uryu stood up, but then Eyeless Jack walked in. Uryu ran out of the room. Slender turned to Eyeless Jack. Eyeless Jack slowly backed out of the room. Uryu popped his head back in the room. "Uh Slendy? We have a very angry Jane and I think that is a problem,"

"Oh shit"

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CLIFF-HANGER! Yeah so Jane the Killer is very angry and Uryu had a kidney ripped out. Fun right? Flames will make my Jambalaya. Now if you excuse me I am off to find Slender's forest!

Hugs, Loves, and Kisses,

Haniko