Rawr. I'm baaaack! :D
It's Snow White, Brawl version! Yaaay! –cheers-
Let's-a go!
"Oh my god!" Peach screeched, racing towards her friends, the princess, Zelda and the bounty hunter, Samus.
"Yes Peach?" Zelda asked patiently. Samus just shot an icy glare in Peach's direction, as if blaming her for destroying her peace and quiet.
Ignoring Samus, Peach jumped up and down, visibly excited. "You know how everyone is always so bored 'cause the matches are cancelled for the time, riiiiiiiight?"
"Continue …"
"Well, I have the awesomest idea right now!" Peach squealed.
Samus raised an eyebrow. "'Awesomest' is not a word, Peach."
Zelda, being the kind gentle being she is, ignored Peach's made-up word. "So, what is it Peach?"
"Well, well, well … why don't we all make a play?" Peach grinned, smitten with her brilliant idea.
"A play?" Samus and Zelda questioned in unison.
"Weeeelll … I suppose it would work. However, are you sure that everyone's going to listen to you?" Zelda asked, running a slender hand through her hair.
"I have my ways, Zelda darling." Peach grinned evilly, putting a huge emphasis on the word 'darling'.
Zelda raised an eyebrow. "Okay …" she said, as the Mushroom Kingdom princess skipped off.
A couple minutes later, an announcement screeched its way through the mansion, shattering nearly everyone's eardrums.
"All smashers screeech, please report to the screeeech living room. All smashers, to the living room screeech, please."
Once everyone was assembled in the specified place, many rubbing their ears woefully, Peach clanged her pots together violently.
"All right everyone!" she yelled. "I know many of you are bored -" There were many snorts here, "- so, I've decided that we're going to make a play!"
Silence.
More silence.
Crickets chirped.
Wario farted.
"Sooooo … you want us to do a play." Fox said, chuckling uncertainly, as if hoping that the princess was joking.
"Precisely, Fox!" the princess replied, pointing a pan towards the fox as if he had won a million dollars.
Fox sported a sceptical gaze. "That's … disturbing, in a way. Are you serious?! There's no way I'm going to do that."
"For once, I agree with that idiot," Wolf stood up, glaring at the captain. "Why the hell are we going to do something so stupid?"
"SILENCE, FOOL!" Peach screamed. "You will listen to me, unless if you want a pan in your face the next second." The princess waved one of her pans around warningly.
The two enemies eyed the pan carefully and thought better of going against the Mushroom Kingdom princess. They sat back down, still glaring at Peach – and at each other just because they felt like it.
"Now, if no one else has any objections," the princess glared around at the crowd, "we will be acting out Snow White. Okay?"
"Snow white?!"
"Why is the world so cruel?"
"What?!"
"Where's mah cookies?"
"POYO!"
"MY HEAD! GET OFF ME, KIRBY, YOU BEEPING PINK ALIEN THING!"
"EVERYONE, SHUT UP!" Peach screamed, chucking one of her dangerous looking pans out at the other smashers. There was a dull clunk, and it hit Ike square on the face. He fell backwards, fainting dead away. The people around him winced, noticing how hard it had hit him.
"Anyways, LET'S GET STARTED RIGHT NOW!" Peach cheered, expecting some kind of reaction. Sadly, everyone just stared.
"So, I've decided the roles already. Also, I already wrote out the script, so you bimbos can get started straight away. I'll post the roles up in a couple minutes. GOT IT?!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Okay everyone, the scripts are up front. Get one for yourself." With a flourish, Peach walked out of the room, presumably to post up the dreaded roles.
No one had moved towards the pile of papers up at the front, as most were either still in shock, thought they were dreaming, got beaten up by a pan, or had just fainted. Zelda smiled weakly, and with shaking legs, walked up to the front and picked up a package tentatively. Automatically, everyone held their breath. The elfin princess stared at it intently, puzzled at some of the wordings that Peach had used. All of the sudden, she seemed to notice that everyone was staring at her. Looking up, she asked, "What?"
"Oh, nothing, princess. Just wondering if it was going to bite or something," Falco replied sarcastically.
- - - -
"Alright everyone! It's posted up!" Peach smiled, staring proudly at the pink sheets of paper. Everyone jostled for a position to look at the sheet, each hoping that it wasn't something too drastic.
Snow White – Peach
Evil Stepmother – Olimar
Snow White's father – King Dedede
7 dwarfs – Ness
Lucas
Toon Link
Diddy Kong
Kirby
Pikachu
Nana and Popo
Snow White's mother – Zelda
Prince1 – Link
Prince2 – Ike
Prince3 – Pit
Bunnies and Birds – Yoshi
Pichu
Pikmin
Sonic
Jigglypuff
Meta Knight
Servant of the Stepmother – Roy
Servants – Wario
Marth
Fox
Wolf
Falco
Mario
Luigi
Pet Monkey – Diddy Kong
Hobo – Captain Falcon
Everyone else is going to be behind the scenes, or just random crowds. If anyone has any complaints, come see me (and get a pan in the face).
"What the hell?! Why are there three princes?"
"Umm … that's 8 dwarfs, not 7, Peach."
"You DARE question my counting skills?! Off with your head!"
"GWAH! I'M SO SORRY!"
"I thought the parents died in the story?"
"Why are there so many servants and animals?"
"HUH?! Why is there a hobo in here?"
"But-a princess, why am I-a a servant-a?"
"SILENCE FOOL!"
"With my royal status, I shouldn't be a servant!"
"I'm supposing you want a pan in the face then, Marth?"
"…"
"Okay!" Peach clanged her pans together. "Does anyone else have any complaints?"
"I do." Meta Knight raised his hand/arm/stub. "I refuse to pretend to be a fluffy animal."
"Screw you!" Peach cried. "You'll be staying an animal or …" she faltered as the Star Warrior gave the scariest glare anyone could imagine. "Okay … since I'm such a nice person, you can work behind the scenes. No one else can change their roles!"
"That's not fair!"
"Whhhhhhy does Meta Knight get to switch?!"
"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! Now get working, or you will feel my wrath!" the princess screamed, glaring daggers out at the smashers. All the victims scurried away quickly to prepare costumes and other random things for the play.
- - - -
After several months of hard training, fights and Peach's wrath, the pink-clad princess stood on Snake's cardboard box, ready to give a heart-moving speech.
"I'm so proud of you all!" Peach started, sniffling. "We managed to pull together a wonderful play, and we all displayed wonderful teamwork. Now, we have finally finished Snow Peach!"
"You know, I've always found it rather odd how this is named after you," Roy commented.
"SILENCE! DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, YOU -" Mario poked Peach in the arm, reminding her about the speech.
"Ah yes!" the blonde smiled. This caused a collective shiver through the smashers, each knowing how violent and scary she actually is, contradicting the innocent smile she displayed right now. "We will now finally, after so many months, start our play! Everyone, to the stage … thingy …"
"One question!" Pit waved his hand around, his wings twitching on his back. "Who exactly, is the audience?"
"SHUDDAP, BOY! YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY COMMANDS WITHOUT QUESTION, YOU HEAR ME?!"
"Yes …" the angel whimpered, cowering into the corner of the room.
"Okay then!" Peach smiled that innocent smile yet again. "Let's start!"
Peach scares me now. D:
The play will start in the next chapter! :D
I feel sad. For some reason, my favourite characters don't show up as much in this fanfic. D: Oh well. It be my fault. xD Kinda.
I'd just like to thank StackedRubbish for giving me some lovely ideas. xD
Review please, or Peach will stab a pan in your face! :D